HipsLikeCinderella
@hipslikecinderella.bsky.social
You're tacky and I hate you.
A little wild, a little polished, and absolutely not done roaming. Until next time, Houston!
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A little wild, a little polished, and absolutely not done roaming. Until next time, Houston!
Not here to blend in, consider this your warning.
September 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not here to blend in, consider this your warning.
Thursday night, shaken, dirty, and mean enough to bite back.
September 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Thursday night, shaken, dirty, and mean enough to bite back.
When I’m finished with a man, headless, speechless, still trying to look confident
September 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When I’m finished with a man, headless, speechless, still trying to look confident
Hubris always pays in flesh.
September 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hubris always pays in flesh.
Lace, leather, and a little red lipstick.
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Lace, leather, and a little red lipstick.
NASA and the beach in one day, launching myself into adventure and maybe a little mischief. 🚀🌊
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
NASA and the beach in one day, launching myself into adventure and maybe a little mischief. 🚀🌊
A dark porter at a hobbit café… even Tolkien couldn’t have written this plot twist.
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A dark porter at a hobbit café… even Tolkien couldn’t have written this plot twist.
In a sun dress here to ruin your day
September 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In a sun dress here to ruin your day
Cleansing all my sins
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cleansing all my sins
Blooming among ruins. The flowers and I both know how to survive and still look dangerous doing it. 🌺🌿
September 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Blooming among ruins. The flowers and I both know how to survive and still look dangerous doing it. 🌺🌿
Caught red-handed at Buc-ee’s with Darlene, losing my mind over beaver merch and brisket like it was a pilgrimage. Gas station delirium looks good on me.
September 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Caught red-handed at Buc-ee’s with Darlene, losing my mind over beaver merch and brisket like it was a pilgrimage. Gas station delirium looks good on me.
Surprise, bitch. I'm a redhead, again
August 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Surprise, bitch. I'm a redhead, again
Even with minimal makeup on, I'm adorable. Feral, but adorable.
August 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Even with minimal makeup on, I'm adorable. Feral, but adorable.
Botox isn’t for wrinkles, it’s for when my face says "what the fuck" before I do.
August 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Botox isn’t for wrinkles, it’s for when my face says "what the fuck" before I do.
We were asked in a meeting what animal we'd be. Basically I have stoat energy, deceptively pretty, catlike, but with a throat-biting instinct baked in. 🖤
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
We were asked in a meeting what animal we'd be. Basically I have stoat energy, deceptively pretty, catlike, but with a throat-biting instinct baked in. 🖤
My taste really is impeccable
July 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My taste really is impeccable
When some internet rando DMs you.
July 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When some internet rando DMs you.
Hair fixed. Who this?
July 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hair fixed. Who this?
I'm still very sassy, in case you were wondering.
June 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm still very sassy, in case you were wondering.
Happy Father’s Day
June 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Happy Father’s Day
How I look at my crush
May 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How I look at my crush
It's so hard being Trash Cat.
March 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It's so hard being Trash Cat.