Hippyjon.
@hippyjon.bsky.social
Sober, bipolar anxiety ridden wreck but don't let that put you off.
Looks like my first day as DG at the BBC went ok.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Looks like my first day as DG at the BBC went ok.
Whoever it was that said two sausage rolls and a chocolate eclair isn't a suitable breakfast was a complete and utter bellend.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Whoever it was that said two sausage rolls and a chocolate eclair isn't a suitable breakfast was a complete and utter bellend.
Deliveroo's on its way.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Deliveroo's on its way.
Serves two? Hahahahaha
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Serves two? Hahahahaha
I can't see anything going wrong here
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I can't see anything going wrong here
Reposted by Hippyjon.
"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"My doorbell won't work because a website is broken" is not the glorious frictionless future technology promised us, is it?
Here's a picture of some pork I've just smashed into my fat face.
October 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Here's a picture of some pork I've just smashed into my fat face.
Just sorting through some old photos and this one of me and the lovely @bearfacedlady.bsky.social popped up
October 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just sorting through some old photos and this one of me and the lovely @bearfacedlady.bsky.social popped up
Anyone know anythihng about googllw sheets? I seem to have entirely lost my spreadsheet mantra
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Anyone know anythihng about googllw sheets? I seem to have entirely lost my spreadsheet mantra
Some amazing Photoshop work on the first picture in this listing. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 4 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
4 bedroom detached house for sale in Brodick Gardens, Dunfermline, KY11 for £295,000. Marketed by Emoov, Chelmsford
www.rightmove.co.uk
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Some amazing Photoshop work on the first picture in this listing. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Ok for the rest of us though?
October 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ok for the rest of us though?
Reposted by Hippyjon.
“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”
There's no need to feel down🕺
September 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's no need to feel down🕺
I've just finished a whole bag of the king of boiled sweets, the sherbet lemon.
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I've just finished a whole bag of the king of boiled sweets, the sherbet lemon.
I can't believe it's dark already.
September 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I can't believe it's dark already.
Popped into Sainsbury's earlier to get some salad and somehow got salted caramel desserts and a tub of extra thick double cream. Forgot the salad. Still, the cream will be nice on the surprise Vienetta I found in my bag when I got home.
September 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Popped into Sainsbury's earlier to get some salad and somehow got salted caramel desserts and a tub of extra thick double cream. Forgot the salad. Still, the cream will be nice on the surprise Vienetta I found in my bag when I got home.
Looks fairly nondescript to me.
September 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Looks fairly nondescript to me.
I thought I had an alien busting through the skin of my arm but it was just my wart that I had nearly ripped off my arm unloading some strongboys.
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I thought I had an alien busting through the skin of my arm but it was just my wart that I had nearly ripped off my arm unloading some strongboys.
Not sure AI has quite got gymnastics nailed yet
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not sure AI has quite got gymnastics nailed yet
Saw these nattily dressed ghosts this afternoon.
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Saw these nattily dressed ghosts this afternoon.
If I wanted to ripen my fruit at home I'd buy a fucking tree
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If I wanted to ripen my fruit at home I'd buy a fucking tree
Reposted by Hippyjon.
It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel