I'm having a bizarre migraine (for me) where I feel significantly less head pain when sitting up.
However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I'm having a bizarre migraine (for me) where I feel significantly less head pain when sitting up.
However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
Spouse and I took a walk.
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
March 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spouse and I took a walk.
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
Henlo friends.
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
March 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Henlo friends.
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
Are there any odd things that set your dogs off?
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
March 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Are there any odd things that set your dogs off?
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
Someone just favorited a fanfic I wrote over 10 years ago.
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.
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I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
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I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Someone just favorited a fanfic I wrote over 10 years ago.
.
.
.
I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
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I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
I'm in McDonald's having a (quiet) mental breakdown and being subjected to listening to a man SCREAM at his two young children for *looks at kids* bouncing their feet and pointing at each other.
Help.
Help.
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm in McDonald's having a (quiet) mental breakdown and being subjected to listening to a man SCREAM at his two young children for *looks at kids* bouncing their feet and pointing at each other.
Help.
Help.
"The reason you have no maidens is because you are utilizing strictly maiden-less behavior."-Spouse
March 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"The reason you have no maidens is because you are utilizing strictly maiden-less behavior."-Spouse
Is this book cursed? Or is it meant just for me?
March 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Is this book cursed? Or is it meant just for me?
Just once I'd love to Breast Boobily without being made to feel afraid...
March 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just once I'd love to Breast Boobily without being made to feel afraid...
"Delilah was the original reddit." - Spouse
March 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Delilah was the original reddit." - Spouse
I've smelled too many smells.
I am now a bitch.
I am now a bitch.
March 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've smelled too many smells.
I am now a bitch.
I am now a bitch.
"Pain makes for beautiful art. Otherwise we wouldn't have Van Gogh.....or the entire genre of emo music."
-Spouse
-Spouse
March 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Pain makes for beautiful art. Otherwise we wouldn't have Van Gogh.....or the entire genre of emo music."
-Spouse
-Spouse
I'm sitting in my car decompressing and listening to smosh reddit stories.
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
February 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm sitting in my car decompressing and listening to smosh reddit stories.
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
This is giving red wedding vibes, and I am here for it.
Governors Ball at The White House, hosted by President Trump and First Lady Melania. #fyp #fypage #foryou #foryoupage #presidenttrump #firstladymelania #governorsball #whitehouse
TikTok video by TAKE THIS VIRAL™️
www.tiktok.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is giving red wedding vibes, and I am here for it.
I am very much regretting quitting my abilify.
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
February 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am very much regretting quitting my abilify.
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
BRB I'm gonna climb under the covers and crash out for a bit...
February 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
BRB I'm gonna climb under the covers and crash out for a bit...
The angry Cheeto literally named himself King today....and the "America loving" magats still don't fucking get it.
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The angry Cheeto literally named himself King today....and the "America loving" magats still don't fucking get it.
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
"I have a very important question for you."
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I have a very important question for you."
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
Reposted by Dea
"I do not believe in astrology.
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"I do not believe in astrology.
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
I was just on TikTok and saw a video one of my mutuals posted. After scrolling I got this question. I do not have my TikTok linked to any other accounts/contacts.
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I was just on TikTok and saw a video one of my mutuals posted. After scrolling I got this question. I do not have my TikTok linked to any other accounts/contacts.
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
"It's like a fine wine."
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"It's like a fine wine."
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo
Listening to my boss and coworker (both boomer men) joke about how they're going to use up all the social security so there's none left for me, and retiring on the Gaza strip is.... breaking something inside me I'm not sure I can fix.
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Listening to my boss and coworker (both boomer men) joke about how they're going to use up all the social security so there's none left for me, and retiring on the Gaza strip is.... breaking something inside me I'm not sure I can fix.
I'll go first.
Wild Horses
Grace Power · Wild Horses · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'll go first.