However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
However I am also more nauseous sitting up.
So I popped some Excedrin and Benadryl (rescue med did nothing) and sat in the shower until the hot ran out.
Now I'm on the toilet begging for my life to end
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
See two neighbor boys in their front yard (think 12).
Notice their mouths are full, and they're holding tortillas.
They slap each other with the tortillas.
They spit water all over the other.
I die laughing.
Boys will be boys.
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
I've started a bakery of my own.
It would mean a lot of you followed me on the various socials 🖤
@shadowandbloombakery
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
For Toby...it's roofers.
If he sees/hears anyone working on a roof he goes absolutely ballistic.
People a few houses down are getting a new roof.
I'm in for a loud day of barking 🤦
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I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
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I never finished it. They're in for disappointment.
#sosorry
#yesitwasGaLe
Help.
Help.
I am now a bitch.
I am now a bitch.
-Spouse
-Spouse
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
My car has a very loud sound system.
Cue Shane reading "We didn't do it up the butt.." and I see movement out my window.
THE FUCKING MAILMAN WAS LIKE 2 FEET FROM MY CAR.
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
I could really use the emotional numbness right now.
Guess I'll get 🍃 and go touch a bunch of different textiles in a store. 💀
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
Today the very basis of our country was shit on by the man supposedly sworn to protect it.
Today The United States of America died.
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
"If you're going to ask me what's for dinner, you should have already eaten"
"That wasn't going to be the question..."
"What was the question?"
"The moment has passed."
(The question was "Will you be my Valentine?" 😭)
I am such a CUNT.
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
I do not believe in the religion I was raised in.
But the house ghost... cannot be questioned."-Spouse
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
After texting this person I found out they haven't had access to their account since the ban, but I've seen several of their vids. WTF.
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo
"DO NOT COMPARE MY VAGINA TO A FINE WINE!"
"Well you know, they get dryer with age..."
💀💀💀💀
#CancelGordo