Tae
@himtae.bsky.social
I actually and honestly hope I can have some cool interactions on here. I also apologize in advance for the Futurama quotes and MCU references I might use.
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Tae
@himtae.bsky.social
· Oct 1
October is here! PARENTS! Feed your kids a little bit of candy corn before Halloween. See if they gooble that nasty filth flarm filth masquerading as sugar up or reject it like a respectable human. Time to find out if you're raising a goddamn weirdo or not.
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“You muzzled APPA!?”
October 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“You muzzled APPA!?”
Gentle followers I'm watching Monster: Ed Gein and Ryan Murphy, you sick fuck, you're telling me that The Butcher of Plainfield was out there CRACKING BACKS?!?
October 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gentle followers I'm watching Monster: Ed Gein and Ryan Murphy, you sick fuck, you're telling me that The Butcher of Plainfield was out there CRACKING BACKS?!?
October is here! PARENTS! Feed your kids a little bit of candy corn before Halloween. See if they gooble that nasty filth flarm filth masquerading as sugar up or reject it like a respectable human. Time to find out if you're raising a goddamn weirdo or not.
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
October is here! PARENTS! Feed your kids a little bit of candy corn before Halloween. See if they gooble that nasty filth flarm filth masquerading as sugar up or reject it like a respectable human. Time to find out if you're raising a goddamn weirdo or not.
I swear someone on Twitter said this once and BIA actually responded "fuck you."
I don't want to start drama, but do people know 5 BIA songs on the top of their head?
September 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I swear someone on Twitter said this once and BIA actually responded "fuck you."
He's got the best ones hanging on mannequin busts in the basement like Batman with retired sidekick costumes
I wonder what Steve Harvey did with those long eight button suits
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
He's got the best ones hanging on mannequin busts in the basement like Batman with retired sidekick costumes
I KNOW THEM RIBS'LL POWER ME RIGHT BACK UP TO FULL AFTER I SPENT ALL DAY KUNG FU FIGHTING A DIVERSITY OF GANG MEMBERS WITH MY MITTS AND THIS PIPE I JUST FOUND.
Y’all have seen them but also check my media because you’ll see a lot of my food in there.
September 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I KNOW THEM RIBS'LL POWER ME RIGHT BACK UP TO FULL AFTER I SPENT ALL DAY KUNG FU FIGHTING A DIVERSITY OF GANG MEMBERS WITH MY MITTS AND THIS PIPE I JUST FOUND.
The bullet simply said "bet." The second bullet said "word?!?" A third said "aight."
"He wrote Black ideology on the bullets"
What the fuck...what would that be? You mean I wrote classic lines from Living Single on the bullets?
What the fuck...what would that be? You mean I wrote classic lines from Living Single on the bullets?
September 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The bullet simply said "bet." The second bullet said "word?!?" A third said "aight."
I just KNOW that in the late 1800s, Remmick and Aunt Gladys would meet at the bar, get drunk and say the absolute most stupid s**t to each other.
August 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I just KNOW that in the late 1800s, Remmick and Aunt Gladys would meet at the bar, get drunk and say the absolute most stupid s**t to each other.
The plastic bit at the end of your shoelace is called an aglet.
August 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The plastic bit at the end of your shoelace is called an aglet.
Because "S" stands for HOPE, and we carry so much of it(s).
August 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Because "S" stands for HOPE, and we carry so much of it(s).
I never really knew what Metaverse was, so I finally Googled it, and Oh My God, it was literally the Futurama internet market. So much money was wasted trying to create the Futurama. Internet. VR. Market.
Metaverse didn’t make sense the date it was announced LMAO
Elites in the US don’t face consequences for being wrong. Zuckerberg at Facebook spent almost $100 billion on the metaverse since like 2020. Total failure, could have just lit the money on fire. No one questions how he could fuck up so badly. Just pivot to AI, like it never happened
August 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never really knew what Metaverse was, so I finally Googled it, and Oh My God, it was literally the Futurama internet market. So much money was wasted trying to create the Futurama. Internet. VR. Market.
What rapper? It was Mystikal wasn't it. I know it was Mystikal.
I tried having sex to No Limit Records music back in the day and the condom broke. Never again. Need R&B for safety.
June 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
What rapper? It was Mystikal wasn't it. I know it was Mystikal.
"You and what army," goes hard as a Caucasian retort.
I can't pinpoint precisely when the whites writ large gave up on their own culture in favor of repackaging ours, but they were in their BAG with some stuff.
- Choad
- You got another thing coming
- Paramore
Just to name a few
- Choad
- You got another thing coming
- Paramore
Just to name a few
May 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"You and what army," goes hard as a Caucasian retort.
IS your Mom, "Boo Boo the Fool" or associated in any way?
If Mythbusters was black, what kind of myths would they bust? 🤔
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
IS your Mom, "Boo Boo the Fool" or associated in any way?
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lol anyone saying "it's on us" "look at what we did", LEAVE BLACK WOMEN OUT OF IT.
It ain't on us. Not even a little bit.
It ain't on us. Not even a little bit.
January 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
lol anyone saying "it's on us" "look at what we did", LEAVE BLACK WOMEN OUT OF IT.
It ain't on us. Not even a little bit.
It ain't on us. Not even a little bit.
2024 taught me never to say, "Who asked for this?"
January 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
2024 taught me never to say, "Who asked for this?"
The funny thing about Biden pardoning his son is that Donald Trump does not like or love either of his three sons enough to do the same if the situation was reversed. He'd just shriek onto social media about a lynch mob and let them rot in prison.
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
The funny thing about Biden pardoning his son is that Donald Trump does not like or love either of his three sons enough to do the same if the situation was reversed. He'd just shriek onto social media about a lynch mob and let them rot in prison.
You heard it here, folks! Iron Man 3 and The Long Kiss Goodnight officially count as Christmas movies!
Y’all got the definition of a Christmas movie twisted. Christmas being the setting is all that’s required. It is not a genre. It’s not what you watch during Christmas dinner. It doesn’t have to be about St Nick! Friday After Next, Gremlins, Die Hard, etc are all Christmas movies!
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
You heard it here, folks! Iron Man 3 and The Long Kiss Goodnight officially count as Christmas movies!
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This MF believes he can vaccinate against RACISM but not against GERMS
Trump HHS nominee RFK Jr.:
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
If you give Black children “resilience” then “the inevitable racism” will “bounce off” them like they are “the Avengers” because “they will be immune to it” and “then we don’t have to stop racism altogether, because we’re never going to be able to do that.”
November 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
This MF believes he can vaccinate against RACISM but not against GERMS
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Folks always talking about interactions on here and I get it but sometime I have nothing to say.
Sometime I just wanna log in and scroll.
Sometime I just wanna log in and scroll.
November 24, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Folks always talking about interactions on here and I get it but sometime I have nothing to say.
Sometime I just wanna log in and scroll.
Sometime I just wanna log in and scroll.
I hate the phrase "He's never beating the allegations," because no one ever tells us what the allegations are. #RandomThought
November 22, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I hate the phrase "He's never beating the allegations," because no one ever tells us what the allegations are. #RandomThought
God, I miss the Playstation 2.
November 13, 2024 at 10:42 PM
God, I miss the Playstation 2.
