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cunty royale
@hillzy.ca
· 23d
i’m just glad i was still able reach my target audience by being an erroneously classified on bsky as a horny gay man obscuring my true identity; middle aged horny wookette
can’t do a bouncy blow out without a flat iron, so that makes me a fraud 💅🏻
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
can’t do a bouncy blow out without a flat iron, so that makes me a fraud 💅🏻
this dingy dive bar that was in an alleyway and it fuckin ruled, i was outside blasting a heater (Belmonts) owner came up to me and politely asked where i got my beer from, so i pointed at the bar and he told me to never come back lol so i went back the next weekend 🙂↔️😂
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
this dingy dive bar that was in an alleyway and it fuckin ruled, i was outside blasting a heater (Belmonts) owner came up to me and politely asked where i got my beer from, so i pointed at the bar and he told me to never come back lol so i went back the next weekend 🙂↔️😂
in terms of when the band goes, “ beep, boop” are you the beep? or the boop?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
in terms of when the band goes, “ beep, boop” are you the beep? or the boop?
blah blah blah let me slop that shit on my face
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
blah blah blah let me slop that shit on my face
@laminatedliss.bsky.social found my airpods in my jacket pocket
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
@laminatedliss.bsky.social found my airpods in my jacket pocket
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absolutely no one:
my last brain cell: a capsule wardrobe but plaid, tie dye and black
my last brain cell: a capsule wardrobe but plaid, tie dye and black
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
absolutely no one:
my last brain cell: a capsule wardrobe but plaid, tie dye and black
my last brain cell: a capsule wardrobe but plaid, tie dye and black
he’s not happy about having to go outside rn
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
he’s not happy about having to go outside rn
if someone offered me 10k a week for the rest of my life but i had to get rid of steely immediately, that’s a hard no from me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
if someone offered me 10k a week for the rest of my life but i had to get rid of steely immediately, that’s a hard no from me.
i hate to say it but blowing my hair dry straight is so much easier than wearing it curly
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i hate to say it but blowing my hair dry straight is so much easier than wearing it curly
i’m so dead inside i don’t have anything to complain about yet
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i’m so dead inside i don’t have anything to complain about yet
every night i get into bed, i find steely buries his bone under my pillow,
much too think about
much too think about
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
every night i get into bed, i find steely buries his bone under my pillow,
much too think about
much too think about
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i’m you’re fairy hog mother
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
did i rush to make a cheesecake for girls night tomorrow and got it in the oven but then somehow didn’t shut the oven door correctly so it’s been baking at approx 110°F for the last hour or so??? yes
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
did i rush to make a cheesecake for girls night tomorrow and got it in the oven but then somehow didn’t shut the oven door correctly so it’s been baking at approx 110°F for the last hour or so??? yes
LFG, idk why but LFG!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
LFG, idk why but LFG!!!!!!!!
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
i don’t need to say much besides fuck cancer.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i don’t need to say much besides fuck cancer.
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why do i feel like every day a steamroller rolled me into a paste
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
why do i feel like every day a steamroller rolled me into a paste
guys the power has been off in my apartment complex since 2:30pm, needless to say, i am down bad
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
guys the power has been off in my apartment complex since 2:30pm, needless to say, i am down bad
mind if i slurp on the groundscored matcha
someone left a 1kg bag of fancy matcha powder in the lobby, opened, barely used.. still good for another year??? if i die i die????
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mind if i slurp on the groundscored matcha
ah yes i gotta unplug the little heater to run the kettle 💥
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ah yes i gotta unplug the little heater to run the kettle 💥