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cunty royale
@hillzy.ca
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i’m just glad i was still able reach my target audience by being an erroneously classified on bsky as a horny gay man obscuring my true identity; middle aged horny wookette
i’m so dead inside i don’t have anything to complain about yet
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i’m so dead inside i don’t have anything to complain about yet
every night i get into bed, i find steely buries his bone under my pillow,
much too think about
much too think about
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
every night i get into bed, i find steely buries his bone under my pillow,
much too think about
much too think about
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i’m you’re fairy hog mother
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
did i rush to make a cheesecake for girls night tomorrow and got it in the oven but then somehow didn’t shut the oven door correctly so it’s been baking at approx 110°F for the last hour or so??? yes
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
did i rush to make a cheesecake for girls night tomorrow and got it in the oven but then somehow didn’t shut the oven door correctly so it’s been baking at approx 110°F for the last hour or so??? yes
LFG, idk why but LFG!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
LFG, idk why but LFG!!!!!!!!
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m you’re fairy hog mother
i don’t need to say much besides fuck cancer.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i don’t need to say much besides fuck cancer.
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why do i feel like every day a steamroller rolled me into a paste
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
why do i feel like every day a steamroller rolled me into a paste
guys the power has been off in my apartment complex since 2:30pm, needless to say, i am down bad
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
guys the power has been off in my apartment complex since 2:30pm, needless to say, i am down bad
mind if i slurp on the groundscored matcha
someone left a 1kg bag of fancy matcha powder in the lobby, opened, barely used.. still good for another year??? if i die i die????
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mind if i slurp on the groundscored matcha
ah yes i gotta unplug the little heater to run the kettle 💥
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ah yes i gotta unplug the little heater to run the kettle 💥
thinking of making a shortbread crust for the cheesecake this time
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
thinking of making a shortbread crust for the cheesecake this time
i walked to the farther away starbucks bc they have a patio with heat lamps, steely got a pup cup, we are like two pigs in shit rn
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i walked to the farther away starbucks bc they have a patio with heat lamps, steely got a pup cup, we are like two pigs in shit rn
v bored with life rn so i’m teaching myself how to do bond and seal lashes
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
v bored with life rn so i’m teaching myself how to do bond and seal lashes
my tiddies are gigantic
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
my tiddies are gigantic
gotta make my steel cut oats 💅🏻
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
gotta make my steel cut oats 💅🏻
cracking a fridge cig, pls hold
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
cracking a fridge cig, pls hold
ohhhh my mom snuck a package of the Linchners mini potato burekas into the freezer, LFG
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
ohhhh my mom snuck a package of the Linchners mini potato burekas into the freezer, LFG
how high? i almost forgot i was in a hospital today and reached into my bag for my vape
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
how high? i almost forgot i was in a hospital today and reached into my bag for my vape
if you’re looking for a beautiful shimmery lip gloss, the Elf lip lacquer in bubbles is to die for
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if you’re looking for a beautiful shimmery lip gloss, the Elf lip lacquer in bubbles is to die for
eventful morning power washing steely’s tushy, poor guy
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
eventful morning power washing steely’s tushy, poor guy