Cookie Monster Megan
@vforvicious.bsky.social
I dabble in a lot of things. 🌹💀⚡️⭕️
Cookie Connoisseur. 🍪
FC Basel 🇨🇭 FC St. Pauli 🇩🇪
Tela is not a spy.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
Cookie Connoisseur. 🍪
FC Basel 🇨🇭 FC St. Pauli 🇩🇪
Tela is not a spy.
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.
Happy Birthday, @msmeredith.bsky.social! I hope you had a beautiful day today! ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Happy Birthday, @msmeredith.bsky.social! I hope you had a beautiful day today! ❤️
What I didn’t think about while on my plant spree was where I was going to put them. Just spent a couple of hours moving things around just to give up and put everything back where it was. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Why, yes, I did start the new year off by adopting $300 worth of plants from Homestead Gardens. Thank you for asking!
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
What I didn’t think about while on my plant spree was where I was going to put them. Just spent a couple of hours moving things around just to give up and put everything back where it was. I’ll try again tomorrow.
Never got an F but couldn't get higher than a D in Calculus & Statistics.
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Never got an F but couldn't get higher than a D in Calculus & Statistics.
Thank you all for the birthday love yesterday! ❤️🥳❤️
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Thank you all for the birthday love yesterday! ❤️🥳❤️
It only took me 9 hours over two days, but I finally got all of the new plants repotted.
January 11, 2026 at 11:33 PM
It only took me 9 hours over two days, but I finally got all of the new plants repotted.
Holy shit. 💔
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Holy shit. 💔
I woke up really pissed off this morning, so I think the only thing to get me out of this mood is to have a cookie for breakfast.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I woke up really pissed off this morning, so I think the only thing to get me out of this mood is to have a cookie for breakfast.
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Currently enjoying my first cup of coffee since I left the house on December 28th.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Currently enjoying my first cup of coffee since I left the house on December 28th.
Happy Birthday, @skywasyellow.bsky.social! 🥳🎉🥳
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Happy Birthday, @skywasyellow.bsky.social! 🥳🎉🥳
Why, yes, I did start the new year off by adopting $300 worth of plants from Homestead Gardens. Thank you for asking!
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Why, yes, I did start the new year off by adopting $300 worth of plants from Homestead Gardens. Thank you for asking!
So long, and thanks for all the Phish ❤️⭕️❤️
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
So long, and thanks for all the Phish ❤️⭕️❤️
FOUND! I just got it back from guest services. Someone on Reddit saw it in the bathroom and gave it to the ladies room attendant who turned it in.
Thank you all so, so much for all of the help! I love this community, y’all are the fucking best! ❤️⭕️🤗
Thank you all so, so much for all of the help! I love this community, y’all are the fucking best! ❤️⭕️🤗
Some time after midnight last night, I lost my phone - probably at MSG. The last time I remember having it was in the ladies room closest to section 207. I'm hoping someone found it and turned it in. I've already filed a claim with MSG. 1/3
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
FOUND! I just got it back from guest services. Someone on Reddit saw it in the bathroom and gave it to the ladies room attendant who turned it in.
Thank you all so, so much for all of the help! I love this community, y’all are the fucking best! ❤️⭕️🤗
Thank you all so, so much for all of the help! I love this community, y’all are the fucking best! ❤️⭕️🤗
Some time after midnight last night, I lost my phone - probably at MSG. The last time I remember having it was in the ladies room closest to section 207. I'm hoping someone found it and turned it in. I've already filed a claim with MSG. 1/3
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Some time after midnight last night, I lost my phone - probably at MSG. The last time I remember having it was in the ladies room closest to section 207. I'm hoping someone found it and turned it in. I've already filed a claim with MSG. 1/3
Good morning, everyone, and Happy New Year! 🥳
I had a really amazing time at Phish last night. Got to meet some awesome people, ate an awful pretzel, and danced my ass off. Just the kind of night I wanted and needed to ring in the new year!
I had a really amazing time at Phish last night. Got to meet some awesome people, ate an awful pretzel, and danced my ass off. Just the kind of night I wanted and needed to ring in the new year!
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Good morning, everyone, and Happy New Year! 🥳
I had a really amazing time at Phish last night. Got to meet some awesome people, ate an awful pretzel, and danced my ass off. Just the kind of night I wanted and needed to ring in the new year!
I had a really amazing time at Phish last night. Got to meet some awesome people, ate an awful pretzel, and danced my ass off. Just the kind of night I wanted and needed to ring in the new year!
I forgot my fucking fan.
Plants watered. Timers set. Cello bagged. Trash out. Dishes done. Bed made.
I know I’m forgetting something.
I know I’m forgetting something.
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I forgot my fucking fan.
Holy shit. I can’t believe I’m actually here! 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Holy shit. I can’t believe I’m actually here! 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Goddamn it. 😭
Guess I’m still chasing my first Gin.
Guess I’m still chasing my first Gin.
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Goddamn it. 😭
Guess I’m still chasing my first Gin.
Guess I’m still chasing my first Gin.
Plants watered. Timers set. Cello bagged. Trash out. Dishes done. Bed made.
I know I’m forgetting something.
I know I’m forgetting something.
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Plants watered. Timers set. Cello bagged. Trash out. Dishes done. Bed made.
I know I’m forgetting something.
I know I’m forgetting something.
I. HATE. PACKING.
December 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I. HATE. PACKING.
I really want a cup of coffee but I also really don’t want to get out of bed.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I really want a cup of coffee but I also really don’t want to get out of bed.
Mr. Holland’s Opus is such a stellar movie.
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Mr. Holland’s Opus is such a stellar movie.