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to be honest i think we could have accomplished much of the same civilization while still sleeping in trees. a sort of remote work kinda deal
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
to be honest i think we could have accomplished much of the same civilization while still sleeping in trees. a sort of remote work kinda deal
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Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork
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Of all of Millie's endearing qualities, I think my favorite is her smile.
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Of all of Millie's endearing qualities, I think my favorite is her smile.
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Just gonna leave this here.
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just bumped into an old friend.
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When we generalize about any group of people , we shut out the people who are on the fence. Trump is going to convince a lot of MAGA to stop supporting him. I'm ok being told I have TDS if the end result is that we convince the 1.5m more people that voted for him, to no longer consider him.
Part of what has me in a spiral is that there is no reaching them, Mark. They cannot have a civil conversation that does not include insults and hatred. That's the only way they can live with the ugliness of their choices. They are now devoid of diplomacy and decency.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
When we generalize about any group of people , we shut out the people who are on the fence. Trump is going to convince a lot of MAGA to stop supporting him. I'm ok being told I have TDS if the end result is that we convince the 1.5m more people that voted for him, to no longer consider him.
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
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Another power that properly belongs to Congress, of course
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Another power that properly belongs to Congress, of course
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January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
TECOLUCA, EL SALVADOR—Expressing concern after he stepped inside the cold, concrete room and suddenly heard the click of a lock behind him, a panicked Secretary of State Marco Rubio was reportedly tra...
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February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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February 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
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February 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
NEW ORLEANS—Delivering the fiery, expletive-laden remarks at a postgame press conference after winning Super Bowl LIX, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni told Eagles fans Sunday, “I hate all...
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February 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’
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Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child
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February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child
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Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey
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February 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Colombia President Claims Cocaine No Worse Than Whiskey
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Humanitarian Organizations Arrive In Philadelphia To Feed City’s Hungover Residents
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February 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Humanitarian Organizations Arrive In Philadelphia To Feed City’s Hungover Residents
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Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact
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February 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact
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February 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, ...
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February 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
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February 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card
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