Len O'Grady

Who will rid me of this -

Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out*

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Me: No I-

My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️

Me: Please I just want to stop you falli-

My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️

Me: PLEASE!!!

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

#latelatetoyshow