V-VII-V
highkus.bsky.social
V-VII-V
@highkus.bsky.social
I make dumb haikus
Likes: cooking, gaming, coding
Lean far to the left

Totally "not spon"
Perfect gift from a close friend
Can't wait to play this.
July 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Again, Fuck Cancer!
Saying farewell yet again.
He was a great man.
May 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Arresting Judges.
It is unprecedented.
Just like the last thing....

#haiku

He needs to be un-presidented
April 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Day five of waiting
Will she go into labor?
We have no idea...

#haiku #goatFarmer #impatience
March 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Pregnant little goat
Keeping us waiting all day
Where are your babies!?

#haiku #stopEatingAndStartPushing
#stubbornAsEver
March 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Wet and sticky mess
A raw egg in my jacket
Expensive mistake

#haiku #inThisEconomy #chickenTender
March 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by V-VII-V
Bernie’s rallies must be going well.
March 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The four walls crumble
Half of us celebrate
Other half does nothing.

#haiku

The roof will crush us all when our foundation crumbles.
March 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is not satire
This literally happened
The Onion is news.

#haiku
March 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Man without a suit
Stands unblinkingly with grace
Facing storm of lies

#haiku #saveukraine
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tweets swarm as locusts
Venomous lies coil and hiss
The musk is putrid.

#haiku

It's nice when the prompt does 60+ percent of the work
“tweets swarm as locusts, venomous lies coil and hiss.“

Phrase from a friend’s AI generated poem, using deep seek, composed in mandarin, then translated to English.

Another prompt, alas, if you’re interested.

#micropoetry #poetry #poem
March 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Belligerent lies
Spewed by fascist tangerine
We have fallen far....

#haiku
Belligerent lies (phrase copied from B.C.)
5 syllables.
I offer it up as a prompt

to the poetry writing folks here.

#micropoetry
#poetry
March 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Been less than three weeks
It took Hitler under eight.
The end of US...

#haiku
February 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Not rocket science
Meat birds are eight weeks old max.
Layers are 26 min.

#haiku

It takes about 6 months for a female chicken to start laying. So when you slaughter all the birds in an area due to bird flu recovery is slower for eggs than meat.
February 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazi Phony Stark
Dismantling our country
Unelected ass...
February 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Late to the party
The Wild Robot is great!
Amazing even.
February 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I hated Sundays.
Serving tables you get this.
Worst patrons ever.

#haiku

One of my server friend collected all the different tracts he was tipped. It was the only joy those "holier than thou" baptists left in their wake. They were rude and entitled always.
New Square Feature Allows Customers To Tip With Bible Quote
theonion.com/new-squ...
January 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by V-VII-V
A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad.

GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS

PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE.

youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...
PBS News Weekend full episode, Jan. 25, 2025
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
'He's just autistic'
'The Germans hold too much guilt'
He's broadcasting it...

#haiku

Less than a week later and he is literally at a German fascist rally. He could be goose stepping in white ladder laced Doc Martin's and people would fall over them selves to defend his 'quirky fashion choices'.
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Watch out for your dogs....
She has proclivities and
No moral compass
The Senate confirmed Kristi Noem as homeland security secretary on Saturday, putting the South Dakota governor in charge of a sprawling agency that is essential to national security and President Donald Trump’s plans to clamp down on illegal immigration.
Senate confirms Kristi Noem as Trump's homeland security secretary
The Senate confirmed Kristi Noem as homeland security secretary on Saturday, putting the South Dakota governor in charge of a sprawling agency that is essential to national security and President…
buff.ly
January 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Have you Seen Kyle?
Kyle is about this tall."
Elon, Probably.

/haiku

Seriously there isn't anything Roman about that salute...
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Up at 6 A M
Drive 3 hours for chickens
My Kid's in 4H...
January 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The fat lady sang
The orange menace, the last hope...
Same guy who banned it.
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bob Uecker has died 😭
The true Brewer's MVP
Milwaukee will mourn
January 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Duh, dude! We all know.
POTUS should have done something...
Wish Bernie had won
President Biden used his farewell address to the nation Wednesday to warn of an “oligarchy” of the ultra-wealthy taking root in the country and of a “tech-industrial complex” that is infringing on Americans’ rights and the future of democracy.
WATCH: Biden's final speech from the White House warns of an ultra-wealthy oligarchy that could threaten democracy
Speaking from the Oval Office as he prepares to hand over power Monday to President-elect Donald Trump, Biden sounded alarm over the accumulation of power and wealth among a small few.
www.pbs.org
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM