Also today is the worst day for her to go into labor. Because we have the least amount of coverage to help if there's a problem

She started showing signs, like her ligaments disappearing, on Saturday.
We have been watching her on camera and checking on her regularly since then.

I like "was to receive head" as a last line because of the double entendre

Our lower and middle class are suffering and will only be pushed further towards breaking with these tariffs and proposed cuts.

The upper class will reap the benefits of the US collapse.

Words in a page are better than words pondered on. I liked your version. It was just my impression of it.

In past tense, the comma seems unnecessary.

With the comma twisted seems tied to the second line. Without, the twisted people telling the lies have finally lost.

It would be a blessing to refer to the current stare of things as a bad memory

'There are five zeroes'
That's plural. Here it is both
'there's zero zeros'

#haiku

My wife at CostCo
Every single fucking time
Van was a mistake.

#haiku

I joke, mostly, but the bill does get high.

Maralago trip?
He is Bending the knee lots
Moving to the right.

His stance on Israel?!
Agreeing with Trump is nuts.
He's unpredictable