Lo Embry Hales
@highandlo.bsky.social
Purveyor of the strange. Full-Time Menace.
Just ate a deep fried oatmeal cream pie in the shadow of the World’s Largest Pocketknife.
God bless America.
God bless America.
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Just ate a deep fried oatmeal cream pie in the shadow of the World’s Largest Pocketknife.
God bless America.
God bless America.
Knuckle sandwich. 👊👊👊
I have an idea.
What’s the worst sandwich to be thrown at someone? Meatball?
August 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Knuckle sandwich. 👊👊👊
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my two favorite things:
Harvesting crops in real life 🥒
Harvesting crops in games 🎮
Harvesting crops in real life 🥒
Harvesting crops in games 🎮
July 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my two favorite things:
Harvesting crops in real life 🥒
Harvesting crops in games 🎮
Harvesting crops in real life 🥒
Harvesting crops in games 🎮
If you voted for candidates that wanted to defund public schools, you don’t get to complain about school supply lists.
July 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you voted for candidates that wanted to defund public schools, you don’t get to complain about school supply lists.
Okay witchy people, if I say the phrase “getting up the stairs”, what do you think I mean by that?
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Okay witchy people, if I say the phrase “getting up the stairs”, what do you think I mean by that?
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Waited like 5 years for the second Old Guard movie and it was basically only half a movie, and a poorly developed one at that. What a disappointment.
July 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Waited like 5 years for the second Old Guard movie and it was basically only half a movie, and a poorly developed one at that. What a disappointment.
If you’re angry that Superman is an immigrant in the new movie, I assume you’ve never watched or read a Superman comic before, otherwise you’d know Superman is literally an alien from another planet, making him the ultimate immigrant.
a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
ALT: a man in a superman costume is making a gesture with his finger
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If you’re angry that Superman is an immigrant in the new movie, I assume you’ve never watched or read a Superman comic before, otherwise you’d know Superman is literally an alien from another planet, making him the ultimate immigrant.
*shocked Pikachu gif*
BREAKING: "Metadata embedded in the [Epstein] video and analyzed by WIRED and independent video forensics experts shows that rather than being a direct export from the prison’s surveillance system, the footage was modified." www.wired.com/story/metada...
Metadata Shows the FBI’s ‘Raw’ Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Was Likely Modified
There is no evidence the footage was deceptively manipulated, but ambiguities around how the video was processed may further fuel conspiracy theories about Epstein's death.
www.wired.com
July 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
*shocked Pikachu gif*
Whatchu know about those apprentice tattoos?
I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.
I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.
I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Whatchu know about those apprentice tattoos?
I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.
I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.
I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
Photo dump of out of context moments from the last week.
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Photo dump of out of context moments from the last week.
Show me 4 games that made you a gamer in your childhood.
July 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Show me 4 games that made you a gamer in your childhood.
Y’all, I know my dad is physically still here and I see him all the time, but I really miss my dad, as in who he was before Alzheimer’s really started to take hold.
July 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Y’all, I know my dad is physically still here and I see him all the time, but I really miss my dad, as in who he was before Alzheimer’s really started to take hold.
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Make no mistake:
Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’
As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’
As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
July 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Make no mistake:
Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’
As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’
As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.
People my age are announcing the births of their GRANDBABIES.
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
People my age are announcing the births of their GRANDBABIES.
Running low on vases for all of my zinnias? Not a problem, thanks to the Joella's Hot Chicken jars I’ve had in my cabinet for like 8 years.
These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Running low on vases for all of my zinnias? Not a problem, thanks to the Joella's Hot Chicken jars I’ve had in my cabinet for like 8 years.
These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
I just want to say that all of my friends are getting hotter as they get older.
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I just want to say that all of my friends are getting hotter as they get older.
In the last four days, I have harvested 20 cucumbers. I fear that I may be in over my head.
On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In the last four days, I have harvested 20 cucumbers. I fear that I may be in over my head.
On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
Spent today NOT looking at the news, and it was such a peaceful day.
Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.
Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Spent today NOT looking at the news, and it was such a peaceful day.
Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.
Forgot what it was like to be oblivious to the daily buffoonery in America.
In other garden related news, the first of my zinnias bloomed today.
Today was a good day.
Today was a good day.
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In other garden related news, the first of my zinnias bloomed today.
Today was a good day.
Today was a good day.
YOU GUYS. I grew these!
I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
June 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
YOU GUYS. I grew these!
I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
Good news. My doctor says my depression and anxiety scores are pretty much zero and my sadness is just normal sadness. 🤣🤣🤣
Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
June 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Good news. My doctor says my depression and anxiety scores are pretty much zero and my sadness is just normal sadness. 🤣🤣🤣
Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
The ‘bad days’ are starting to happen far more often for my dad. Last week, he couldn’t understand that his shoes were on the wrong feet or how to fix them. Today, he struggled to figure out how to eat a sandwich.
Fuck Alzheimer’s.
Fuck Alzheimer’s.
June 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The ‘bad days’ are starting to happen far more often for my dad. Last week, he couldn’t understand that his shoes were on the wrong feet or how to fix them. Today, he struggled to figure out how to eat a sandwich.
Fuck Alzheimer’s.
Fuck Alzheimer’s.