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Lo Embry Hales
@highandlo.bsky.social
Purveyor of the strange. Full-Time Menace.
Whatchu know about those apprentice tattoos?

I’m like a human fridge covered in artwork. This is “Baby’s First Moth” and I love it.

I have EDS so my skin is hyper extensible and kind of weird to tattoo so this was an important learning experience for a newbie tattoo artist.
July 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Photo dump of out of context moments from the last week.
July 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Show me 4 games that made you a gamer in your childhood.
July 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Running low on vases for all of my zinnias? Not a problem, thanks to the Joella's Hot Chicken jars I’ve had in my cabinet for like 8 years.

These candy stripe zinnias are probably my favorite thing in my garden.
July 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the last four days, I have harvested 20 cucumbers. I fear that I may be in over my head.

On the bright side, I also have zinnias.
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Fucking THIS.
June 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So I just want to leave this here…
June 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In other garden related news, the first of my zinnias bloomed today.

Today was a good day.
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
YOU GUYS. I grew these!

I cannot fully articulate how excited I am that I grew produce for my family.
June 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Good news. My doctor says my depression and anxiety scores are pretty much zero and my sadness is just normal sadness. 🤣🤣🤣

Here’s a picture of my first zinnia bloom to celebrate.
June 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My grandma. What a baddie.
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’ve never rode a dragon into battle OR parallel parked. 🤷🏻‍♀️
June 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Celebrated Kentuckiana Pride with my family and friends, yesterday. Love going to an event to celebrate all of our identities and let our children know that they are safe and supported, no matter when they are.
💜💜💜
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hell yeah. Nothing like dropping bombs in the name of peace.
June 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That’s some awfully thick concealer. Are they using mortuary cover cream?
June 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Amazon is suggesting some wild shit for me, these days.
June 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gurkenzwerg.

I’m loving my adventures in gardening way more than I thought I would.
June 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I looked it up, for science.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19413657/#:~....
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Responding for no particular reason at all.
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I cannot believe I’m having serious discussions about college and careers with this kid. She’s got a 4.0 GPA, works 1-2 days/week on our family’s food truck and is likely about to start a tattoo apprenticeship.

Teen-Me could NEVER.
June 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
To absolutely no one’s surprise, San Antonio PD says that they have no evidence that it was a hate crime.

Abhorrent.
June 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When you find a big plant in someone’s trash, you have to rescue it. Thems the rules.
June 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sorry, friends.
June 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just scrolled past this on FB. I feel it in my soul. Debt. Raising teens in a world in shambles. Taking care of aging parents with terrible healthcare.

I feel like I have been worrying and taking care of other people my whole life and I never got to just be ‘young’.
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
#Caturday night’s alright for loungin’, get a little nappin’ in… or whatever Elton John said.
May 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM