Hieronymous Beeotch
hieronymusbeeotch.bsky.social
Hieronymous Beeotch
@hieronymusbeeotch.bsky.social
Resisting in the streets, resisted in the sheets
Whatever skin you're wearing this incarnation, you're a badass NFL analyst and anyone who disagrees will lose to me in fantasy.
April 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
In the plus column, even beginning practitioners can make a voodoo doll to control him with a condom and a sharpie
April 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's still not on your 2025 bingo card, because he wrote that in 2022 when he still had a spine.
This year he signed a ban on transgender kids in school sports, as well as bans on Pride flags in schools and other public spaces and trans kids in college dorms that don't match their "birth sex"
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Boomer ain't a number, it's a state of mind. Boomers gonna boom.
April 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this penis between now and November?
April 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Boomer
March 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM