Now that’s a fucking headline

whose hand is that though

In the plus column, even beginning practitioners can make a voodoo doll to control him with a condom and a sharpie

I’d buy one too if Peter Lorre gave me a handjob on the test drive

Trying to force a meltdown in Google Whisk by asking it to combine stills from The Exorcist with screenshots from Infinity Nikki

Georgia knows
#sakartvelo

Jaguar unveils a line of vibrators for Transformers

My favorite part of this design faceplant is the interior wall between the driver and passenger - just in case you need to be reminded that you'll never have sex again if you drive this

but as for me and grandpa, we believe

You think the boss’s diet is funny? Funny how, I mean funny, like he’s a clown? He amuses you. He makes you laugh? His food’s here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How is it so funny?

Cyber Monday special: $39.99 Hello Kitty vibrator with free $1300.00 drone