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Rob 🏳️‍🌈
@hi-its-rob.bsky.social
~professional idiot~

magic: the gathering and electrical engineering nerd

baby knitter

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I'm a simple man: if I hear you talking on the phone in the bathroom I will flush and shit as loudly as I can.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Revenge fucks so hard

youtu.be/DeFgp6Y7ims?...
Manifest Destiny
YouTube video by Revenge - Topic
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November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We need to invent laser guns for cars so I can blast the cars in front of me that think 35 mph is an acceptable speed to merge onto the highway.
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It wasn't pretty at all, but the Patriots are now 7-2!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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We've got a running spreadsheet since 2019. The big story this year was Kit Kat's dramatic fall, after 6 years of dominance, to a lowly 4th place finish.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me and the bear ❤️
Shoutout to @hi-its-rob.bsky.social for planning an amazing weekend in Portland. Had a great time exploring the city and eating great food 😊
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm still so scandalized about the time my husband and I were at a friend's wedding and when we went into the photo booth the photographer asked us if we were twins. When we replied no, that we were married, he then told us the photo booth was "clothing optional"💀.
October 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Actually Romantic is Actually Boring.
October 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy to see the Patriots claw out a win against the Dolphins! #patriots #nfl #newengland
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My first fair isle colorworking and magic loop project is complete! Now to block and weave in the ends. #knitting #colorwork #fairisle

Pattern can be found here: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...
August 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I ended up frogging the cowl I've been working on because it wasn't fitting right and restarted with a pattern. Here's the progress I've made so far:

#knitting #strandedcolorwork
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I went in with fairly low expectations but the new Superman movie is actually a ton of fun
July 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm so obsessed with Expedition 33
May 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Name a more iconic duo:

Men in their 30s and 40s in Boston and this hat
April 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Perfect Person Dial Tone Tour was fantastic last night!
April 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We are well clear of February but I'm committed to finishing this thing #knitting
March 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The way the anti-PC crowd gets so upset about post-election liberal incivility is so amusing and ironic. Isn't this what they wanted? It just confirms my theory that they wouldn't last a week living as one of the minorities they complain about.
March 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm enjoying Monster Hunter: Worlds so far! Great Sword users unite 🗡️!
March 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
People who merge onto the highway at 45 mph should be hit with a drone strike from highway patrol. In this essay I will...
February 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM