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I had Heisman buzz
S/o to the fan at Lambeau with three Leinenkugels stacked in one hand
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Me: Marlon Humphrey is like, my age, right?

Wikipedia: He’s 29 years old, grandpa
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This morning my kid poured water on his plate and invented sloppy pancakes
a man wearing a vest and a white shirt is standing with his arms outstretched
ALT: a man wearing a vest and a white shirt is standing with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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CMU won the real comp (coney dogs vs Chicago dogs purchased at Ford Field during the bowl game)
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Use our fabric softener… it will make your preteen a more confident person” is a real commercial I just saw
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Cathedrals everywhere, etc etc
Screengrab to give folks who don't want to click through the gist of it:
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone.

May nobody meet you in Temecula.
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
YouTube video by Johnny Cash - Topic
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
From SoHo down to Brighton
Trump to kids aged 6 and 10 who asked for a Kindle: "You must be a high IQ person, we need more high IQ people in the country."
Kid: "I'd like a pinball machine."
Trump: "Elton John did Pinball Wizard, we'll send you that."
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m here on the ground in Wisconsin. They’re talking about needing to shore up the strategic reserves while the price is so low, and worried about the impact to the state’s sovereign wealth fund in the next biennium www.reddit.com/r/EconomyCha...
From the EconomyCharts community on Reddit: Cheese has fallen to its lowest prices in 5.5 years
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December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Saw a Rao’s Homemade commercial that I think is supposed to show the Italian countryside, but you all have forced me to believe it must’ve been filmed in Bakersfield
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Remembering how great the disclaimer on smoking ads is in Germany:

RAUCHEN IST TÖDLICH
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thinking back to the time I played like four John Fahey Christmas albums in a row on Christmas Eve and my own mother urged me to please play something different
December 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Totally unprompted, my four-year old just called it “a king hat” @pftompkins.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
[Russillo voice] With all those injuries, I actually came away more impressed with the Packers…
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Packers must’ve made a deal with the devil to get three straight great QBs, but in exchange they have the worst special teams year over year for 13 years running
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Matt LaFleur calling plays for Malik Willis
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The moment’s too big for Zaccheus, a wee little man
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thank you. I thought I was going mad
Kalen DeBoer and Brent Venables are the same type of guy and they are dressed exactly the same tonight and I have not known which of them I’m looking at for the entire game
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
In case you’re wondering, it’s 51 degrees in Norman. No idea where there are young ladies in earmuffs and middle aged men is face coverings
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You been practicin real hard, so Santa’ll bring you a new saxophone, right?!?
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
An FBS game is on right now
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Deck the halls and all that stuff… Santa Claus and ho-ho-ho….
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is a bluff
The Chicago Bears are considering a move to northwest Indiana amid growing concerns that Illinois lawmakers will not approve the financial incentives needed to build a new stadium in Arlington Heights, a top team official told the Tribune.
Chicago Bears say they’re looking into building a new stadium in northwest Indiana
In 1995, the Chicago Bears threatened to move to northwest Indiana if the team didn’t get money for a new stadium. They’re doing it again.
www.chicagotribune.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM