whitney
@heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social
i’m just a girl with mild chronic tummy issues
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whitney
@heyyitswhitneyy.bsky.social
· Apr 15
whose trauma do i need to validate to get an edit button on this app?? @bsky.app
me: you can pry these q-tips from my cold dead ear canals
also me: what did you say??
also me: what did you say??
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
me: you can pry these q-tips from my cold dead ear canals
also me: what did you say??
also me: what did you say??
im literally just a girl (flex)
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
im literally just a girl (flex)
allergies are so embarrassing like oh no plants are growing nearby and now I have to go claw my eyes out
September 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
allergies are so embarrassing like oh no plants are growing nearby and now I have to go claw my eyes out
checking if he wants to meet me in the bedroom to see how autism is made
August 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
checking if he wants to meet me in the bedroom to see how autism is made
all the girlies be like: 🎶 moonbeam ice cream, spill the tea on Epstein 🎶
August 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
all the girlies be like: 🎶 moonbeam ice cream, spill the tea on Epstein 🎶
oh god we’re almost to the part where melania tells us all to eat cake, aren’t we?
Good news for everyone who believed that Trump felt your pain during the campaign-- food and housing prices might be rising and tariffs might be making everyday goods more expensive, but at least Trump is getting a 90,000 sq ft ballroom for himself!
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
oh god we’re almost to the part where melania tells us all to eat cake, aren’t we?
really holding space for AI videos of animals falling off of trampolines rn
August 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
really holding space for AI videos of animals falling off of trampolines rn
*guy googles symptoms*
results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️🩹
*girl googles*
new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷
results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️🩹
*girl googles*
new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷
July 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
*guy googles symptoms*
results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️🩹
*girl googles*
new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷
results: u might be dying 😢 seek help bro ❤️🩹
*girl googles*
new tea: IDGAF. maybe ur mEnsTrUating? in rare cases some women “need” medical attention. ur guess is as good as mine tho. have u tried exercising more? idk call a dr if ur gonna be a lil bitch about it 🤷
being american in 2025 is so dumb like “should i come home from my 10 hour work day and try to score a labubu on popnow or teach myself how to recognize an official judicial warrant?” lol help.
July 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
being american in 2025 is so dumb like “should i come home from my 10 hour work day and try to score a labubu on popnow or teach myself how to recognize an official judicial warrant?” lol help.
imagine hating me and i’m just at home calling my senators to save ur healthcare, tax dollars, and also the planet u literally live and breathe on 🎀
#hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates
#hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates
July 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just at home calling my senators to save ur healthcare, tax dollars, and also the planet u literally live and breathe on 🎀
#hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates
#hr1 #theonebigbeautifulbill #senatevote #redstates
quit your business major, eat your english degree. there is only yacht, space, and bunker hospitality now.
If anyone really thought Republicans would raise taxes on the ultra-rich, they were never paying attention.
The Republican plan has been clear from Day 1: slash vital services that benefit all Americans to help pay for tax cuts for billionaires.
The Great Trump Betrayal.
The Republican plan has been clear from Day 1: slash vital services that benefit all Americans to help pay for tax cuts for billionaires.
The Great Trump Betrayal.
GOP rejects ‘millionaire tax’ pitch, advancing breaks for rich Americans
Legislation moving through Congress includes significant breaks for the affluent as the House rebuffs President Donald Trump’s suggestions.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
quit your business major, eat your english degree. there is only yacht, space, and bunker hospitality now.
a new autism screening tool but it’s just the psychologist watchin while u try to fold this piece of shit back into its stupid little pouch
#autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd
#autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd
May 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
a new autism screening tool but it’s just the psychologist watchin while u try to fold this piece of shit back into its stupid little pouch
#autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd
#autism #neurospicy #audhd #adhd
y’know, king shit.
China agreed to reduce the tariffs they raised in response to Trump’s tariffs after Trump agreed to lower his tariffs. Create a problem, surrender, then declare victory.
May 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
y’know, king shit.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there. Remember anything you buy yourself this week is a crushing reminder of the low standard of care and support systemically in place for women and mothers! 💝
May 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mamas out there. Remember anything you buy yourself this week is a crushing reminder of the low standard of care and support systemically in place for women and mothers! 💝
sure would be terrible if content like this were to spread…
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sure would be terrible if content like this were to spread…
To all those who said boycotting Target was a waste of time. It wasn't. Keep it up, y'all!
May 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
it’s wild to be alive at a time when you don’t know for sure the difference between an objectively unhinged tweet and an Executive Order 🎪
May 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
it’s wild to be alive at a time when you don’t know for sure the difference between an objectively unhinged tweet and an Executive Order 🎪
thoughts and prayers to all those affiliate links out there
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
thoughts and prayers to all those affiliate links out there
happy 100 days of “the fuuuuuuuuuckkk?” to all who celebrate
April 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
happy 100 days of “the fuuuuuuuuuckkk?” to all who celebrate
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The hills are alive with some various shit
April 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The hills are alive with some various shit
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If white people have no culture then explain mayonnaise
April 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If white people have no culture then explain mayonnaise
server: “enjoy your meal!”
me (an empath): “you too!”
me (an empath): “you too!”
April 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
server: “enjoy your meal!”
me (an empath): “you too!”
me (an empath): “you too!”