i’d like to fully rescind this comment, lead on queen 🔥

us: are they allowed to do that?

them (checks skin color reference chart): yep, pretty sure no one’s gonna stop us.

but i thought Covid vaccines were how the government tracks us without consent?? 🤔

nothing says bravery like a white robe and weak chin

there’s a popular saying in utah: fml (fuck mike lee)

lmao no. we don’t want performative tiktoks, we want to see u begggg

(on our way to shop elsewhere)