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Kassie
@heykasswhatsup.bsky.social
Writer. Friend. Daughter. Mother. Just kidding. Not a mother. Thank the fucking lord. 🌈🍑😏🐝

Pop culture/Yankees/Ravens/UCONN/Beyoncé fan amongst other things.

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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy…
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Cassie will be an OnlyFans star in ‘EUPHORIA’ Season 3.

(Source: www.omelete.com.br/series-tv/eu...)
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nerding the fuck out on Ken Burns’ new American Revolution doc series. I love you, @pbs.org.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Ancient Greeks would have immortalized her via marble statues by now, my god.
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just started playing Detroit: Become Human and every time Markus introduces himself I want him to be like, “…with a K.” Lmfao like I’m sorry, he’s already a marginalized android…you couldn’t just spell it “Marcus”? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The way I’m about to devour some wonton soup, chicken lo mein and some spring rolls. Fuck. 🤤🤤🤤
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lmfao they want us to “dress up” to sit like a sausage in economy.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Trying to make Mohammed bin Salman feel at home as they take questions from the press, President Trump invites the Saudi Crown Prince to select one reporter to have executed.
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If Miss Piggy isn’t on SNL this weekend, they’ll prove that they truly have no idea what they’re doing anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ugh, I HATEEEE when my bonesaw slices people up on accident!!!!! Sooo frustrating 🙄
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Insanely grateful that I just found a job. I’ll end up with only two weeks without pay in between being let go and my new start date. To say I’m relieved would be an understatement, but this also came through an ex-coworkers referral…
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
LMAOOOOO who’s destroying Christmas now, bitch!!!!!!!!
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ordered baklava…….forgot I was allergic to nuts…..fuck.
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Procrastinating so hard on starting #Pluribus. I just…I know its going to run my life for the next six years and I’m excited about that, I am. I’m just mentally preparing. Might rip that bandaid off tonight 😬
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
And when a study comes out next year about an uptick in veteran suicides people will wonder why.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lol just got put on furlough bc my company benefits from government contracts and with Trump’s petty underfunding to NY, they now have to shut down the entire department. Yay!!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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BREAKING: A federal jury in Brooklyn awarded our clients — 674 immigrants unlawfully jailed by the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office — $112 million. Could not be more proud to work at @latinojustice.bsky.social and to partner with the talent of Winston & Strawn.
Jury Awards $112 Million to 674 Immigrants Unlawfully Held by Suffolk County for ICE Handover | LatinoJusticePRLDEF
FOR IMMEDIATE
www.latinojustice.org
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fucking thankfully. Imagine being THIS against feeding hungry people lmfao. My god.
Breaking News: A federal appeals court denied a last-minute bid by the Trump administration to temporarily halt some food stamp funding.
Trump Live Updates: Court Denies President’s Bid to Halt SNAP Funding
nyti.ms
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh HELL yeah
From the top rope
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Good things are possible and we don't have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
BEEN ON THIS FUCKIN TRAIN. LETS GO, ZO!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
C’MON JAYS. DO THIS!!!!! #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wrobelski is Wario to Glasnow’s Mario #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM