Kassie
@heykasswhatsup.bsky.social
Writer. Friend. Daughter. Mother. Just kidding. Not a mother. Thank the fucking lord. 🌈🍑😏🐝
Pop culture/Yankees/Ravens/UCONN/Beyoncé fan amongst other things.
@sidewalkscreenshot.bsky.social
Pop culture/Yankees/Ravens/UCONN/Beyoncé fan amongst other things.
@sidewalkscreenshot.bsky.social
BEEN ON THIS FUCKIN TRAIN. LETS GO, ZO!!!!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
BEEN ON THIS FUCKIN TRAIN. LETS GO, ZO!!!!!!!!!!
Someone just take me out back and get it done with already. Darwinism should have cooked my ass by now.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Someone just take me out back and get it done with already. Darwinism should have cooked my ass by now.
Bluesky Halloween Weekend Thirst Trap Post: ✔️
October 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bluesky Halloween Weekend Thirst Trap Post: ✔️
Admittedly, I will be using the phrase “the Fried-Rice battery” way too many times in the next few weeks and I apologize to whoever has to keep hearing it in my life. #Yankees
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Admittedly, I will be using the phrase “the Fried-Rice battery” way too many times in the next few weeks and I apologize to whoever has to keep hearing it in my life. #Yankees
This movie unexpectedly banged so hard????? I can’t stop thinking about it. Soderbergh in his mf bag.
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This movie unexpectedly banged so hard????? I can’t stop thinking about it. Soderbergh in his mf bag.
Finally saw Weapons…followed Ms. Gandy home.
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finally saw Weapons…followed Ms. Gandy home.
This movie is becoming the new Oppenheimer but instead of identical white men being cast, it’s vaguely bisexual oscar nominees.
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This movie is becoming the new Oppenheimer but instead of identical white men being cast, it’s vaguely bisexual oscar nominees.
Incorrect. We should be judging very, very harshly. Shame needs a major comeback as soon as possible.
July 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Incorrect. We should be judging very, very harshly. Shame needs a major comeback as soon as possible.
Doordash said watch tv while you eat, fat bitch.
July 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Doordash said watch tv while you eat, fat bitch.
Taking suggestions for another 24 hours: open.spotify.com/playlist/35f...
June 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Taking suggestions for another 24 hours: open.spotify.com/playlist/35f...
