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Jason Salenga
@heyjason.bsky.social
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Artist. Dog Lover. Avid Reader.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Yeah the issue was really the bird, the bird was holding you back. Website will return to prominence once you make the new mascot Harambe or something else really really funny like that
Elon tweet saying “and soon we shall bid adieu to the Twitter brand and gradually all the birds”
July 23, 2023 at 4:22 AM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
My 14-year-old son watched Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer last night in awe. He says now he wants to go to college and study physics to become a scientist! He says one day he is going to make an even bigger bomb that kills even more people. So exciting to see the youth inspired!
July 22, 2023 at 10:36 PM
heyjason.bsky.social
I like big pants and I cannot lie…
Big pants on a man wearing a snazzy hat.
July 22, 2023 at 4:41 AM
heyjason.bsky.social
This reminds me of my sister’s “Why-is-that-man-looking-at-me-like-that Barbie”
kilgoretrout.bsky.social kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · Jul 21
here is a picture of me, a 39 year old podcaster. today I dressed like a school shooter and scribbled down notes during the movie about your daughter’s toy doll
July 21, 2023 at 11:01 PM
heyjason.bsky.social
Weather seems ok and normal.
July 21, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
frame from the simpsons: homer simpson, in nothing but his briefs, sits at the kitchen table alone in the middle of the night. the full moon peeks from behind the clouds through the window, corncob printed curtains open. a huge stack of pasteurized cheese food product singles in individually wrapped plastic sits in front of him. homer has unwrapped the top two slices and is about to commence eating. “mmm. sixty four slices of american cheese,” he says to himself, a look of satisfied anticipation on his face
July 12, 2023 at 1:53 AM
heyjason.bsky.social
When I tell my grandkids of the Great Twitter Dying of 2023, I think I’ll cherish telling the part about Elon wanting to have a penis-measuring contest with Zuck the most.
July 10, 2023 at 7:12 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
it's only a faux pas if it's from the faux pas region of france, otherwise it's just a sparkling oopsie
July 7, 2023 at 10:09 PM
heyjason.bsky.social
Was trying to get away from this guy and ended up here.
July 8, 2023 at 1:14 AM