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She/her/they. 30-something. Fandom old. AroAce. Deep in the Arcane brainrot. Writer of fanfic. 18+ and NSFW. Proship. Anti-censorship.
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I need to stuff it a bit more and close it off but it is otherwise finished!
A crochet pill capsule half light teal and half white.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
We do love abusing Councillor Salo in this house.
“Such a pretty little whore,” Silco said meanly as he fucked his entire length roughly into Salo’s mouth causing the councillor to gag wetly around the intrusion. “I do so prefer you like this,” he added conversationally. “Pliant and quiet with something in your mouth.” Salo’s hands lifted from the floor, reaching for Silco to steady himself, but before he could touch Silco was tearing him back, sending Salo off balance and tipping over. “I didn’t say you could touch,” Silco snapped. Salo tried to glare, but his spit slicked chin and lipstick smeared cheek ruined the effect making him look all the more like a petulant child. He pushed himself back to his knees, sitting back on his heels, this time keeping his hands on his knees. When Silco was satisfied he reached for him again and Salo took him back between his painted lips without complaint.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Ok, I've made a little #Vanco Advent prompt list. This is super low pressure and is being shared for anyone who wants to do something during December. Tried to keep prompts winter generic and not holiday specific. Do or do not. There is no obligation.
Snowflakes and mistletoe in white and varying shades of light blue on a light blue background. Text reads: Vanco Advent, a low pressure winter themed fanwork event December 1 - 24. Two lists of 12 for a total of 24 prompts read: December 1 - First Snow December 2 - Frost Bite December 3 - Sharing Warms December 4 - Holiday Party December 5 - Gift Giving December 6 - Cold Snap December 7 - Stars December 8 - Cold Hands December 9 - Snowball Fight December 10 - Eggnog December 11 - Peppermint December 12 - Tinsel December 13 - Holiday Lights December 14 - Dog Sledding December 15 - Winter Treats December 16 - Bells December 17 - Fireplace December 18 - Snowed In December 19 - Icicles December 20 - Gift Wrapped December 21 - Winter Hat December 22 - Naughty List December 23 - Hot Toddy December 24 - Mistletoe
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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More dumb #Arcane memes from your humble friend, chz. When you make a silly but the context is ha ha heartbreaking.
Two panel meme of Jinx and Silco from Arcane with speech bubbles with dialogue from Parks and Recreation. Top panel has Jinx looking down at Silco saying "I've never done anything wrong, ever, in my life". Bottom panel has Silco looking up at Jinx saying "I know this, and I love you"
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Ok, this is what I'm working with as a layout for my custom Arcane calendar. You know I had to give them the summer months for pride.
Screenshot of a calendar view from January to April with various pictures of Silco and Vander from Arcane. Screenshot of a calendar view from May to August with photos of Vander and Silco from Arcane. Screenshot of a calendar view from September to December with various pictures of Silco and Vander from Arcane.
November 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
#SoapGaz

Don't fucking look at me.
Snippet from a work in progress: His thumb hovered over the video ready to scroll on to the next thing, but he couldn’t look away. Instead he opened the comments, unsurprised to see the myriad thirst comments that were borderline sexual harassment. The way some people felt comfortable talking to strangers online always baffled Soap. why is this video 10 hours long A common thing for people to comment on these types of videos, but it did feel abnormally long, and Soap glanced at the progress bar only to realise that the video was only about thirty seconds long but it had a seamless loop which made it feel endless. He watched again for another minute or so, the steady up and down, the bend and flex of muscle almost hypnotic. Then Soap tapped the follow button and continued scrolling.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I did not realise that I had already written like 1500 words of this fic. But this is the reunion-gone-wrong.
“Mylo, you are a sight for sore eyes, brother. I've missed you.” Mylo misses the crush of Claggor against him the moment he pulls away, swaying on his feet momentarily before he shakes his head to clear it. “I've missed you, too,” he answers. “Who is this?” Claggor turns and draws the small girl forward. “This is Arie,” Claggor says. “My girlfriend.” Girlfriend. The word sinks like a stone in his stomach, and Mylo struggles to bring a smile to his face as he woodenly says, “nice to meet you.” It is in fact not nice to meet her. Mylo doesn't understand why she is here at all. He was expecting Claggor, not Claggor plus one.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I wanted one, so I made one. Go forth and ask your fellow readers about their fanfic reading habits!
Fanfic Reader Asks! 1. What is a fic you have read more than 5 times? 2. Do you read fic on your phone or computer? 3. Have you ever followed an author into a new fandom, even if you weren’t familiar with the source material? 4. What is the word count sweet spot for you? 5. What is your favourite fanfic trope to read? 6. What is your favourite fanfic genre to read? 7. What was the fandom you first read fanfic for? 8. What was your first ship? 9. Are you a fast or slow reader? 10. How often do you read fics? 11. Do you write fanfic? 12. What is the last fic you bookmarked? 13. Are your bookmarks public or private? 14. Do you make any notes or use tags when bookmarking a fic? 15. What fandom do you have the most bookmarks for? 16. What was the last fic you read? 17. What is the last comment you left on a fic? 18. Do you follow any authors on social media? 19. Do you prefer oneshots or longfics? 20. Is there a genre of fanfic you hate/avoid? 21. Do you use a site skin for AO3? 22. What kind of fandoms do you tend to get involved in? (e.g. books, tv shows, movies) 23. How old were you when you first started reading fanfic? 24. Is there a fic that hasn’t been updated in a long time you are waiting for? 25. Has there ever been a fic that was incomplete and then updated unexpectedly? 26. What’s harder to read in public: smut or fluff? 27. Do you have a comfort fic? 28. What is something that would make you stop reading a fic? 29. How many AO3 tabs do you currently have open? 30. Do you read longfics chapter by chapter or entire work at once?
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Deleted scene from chapter 7 of GOAC.
Silco directed them towards the bookstore and Vander faithfully follow him inside, arm sliding from his shoulders as he did. A young man with dark hair, a thick beard, and glasses was behind the counter and he looked up as the two men entered. “Hey, Silco!” he called when he spotted them. “Who's your friend?” “He's not my friend,” Silco said at the same time that Vander said, “I'm Vander. Nice to meet you.” “Nice to meet you. I'm Hitesh. Let me know if you guys need any help.” Being in the bookstore reminded of Silco being in the stacks with Vander. But to Silco's relief–and maybe a little bit to his dismay–Vander left him to browse in peace. His attention wasn’t on the books, however as he moved through the aisles. He couldn’t help tracking Vander as he examined the shelves. The more time he spent with Vander the hard it was becoming to deny that he actually kind of liked him, and that he wanted a repeat performance of the last time they’d been together. Vander moved into a different aisle, and Silco wondered what kind of books Vander was looking at.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Fuck it, let's go. Stolen from someone else on the TL:
A numbered list of 40 Fanfic Author Asks
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
OK, Ok, Ok. Vampire Silco it is, I guess!
Screenshot of wheel spin result showing Vampire!Silco
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
So the total number of WIPs is 21. Unless there's anything specific you really super would like to see, I probably will throw them into a spin the wheel generator and see what comes up.
Screenshot of a numerical list (1-16) of works in progress for the fandom Arcane: Doctor/Patient Confidentiality #2 Crossing Swords Duelist AU Vampire!Silco Age Gap!Vanco Pony Boy (Pony Play Fic) Over the River and Through the Woods (primal play) Man About a Horse (piss) Bar(e) Backing - Hammerhound Matter of Circumstance (Age Gap AU #2) Centaur Fic (monster fucking) Something in Your Mouth (Silco/Salo) Rise and Grind (Old Man Frotting) Sex Tape A Meditation on Motherhood (Felicia-centric genfic) my church offers no absolutes (Silco POV) Fathers of the Revolution (redux - Silco & Jinx genfic) Screenshot of a numerical list (1-5) of works in progress for the fandom Call of Duty Imagine Me and You Within Reason Three’s Company (Office Hours finale) (Read My) Body Language Top and Swap
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Do you like scary movies?
Pinata of the GhostFace mask from the movie Scream held in a hand.
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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From the vault for Day 15 of #ZaundadsKinktober2025 for the prompt lingerie. A threadfic I wrote inspired by art by our beloved ririarts (will link below).

archiveofourown.org/works/66598645
A stylized pink lace bra on a soft pink background. In cursive text in the middle it reads 'pretty in pink'. In the top left and right corner is reads "established relationship, AU Zaundads, crossdressing, feminization". Text beneath the central graphic reads "This is what you fancy, huh?" Vandery said as he stepped out of the bathroom. Silco was stretched out on their bed, eyes closed as he waited for Vander to get changed, and his opened at the sound of his voice, and he quickly sat up at the sight before him."
October 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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LFGGGGGGGG!!!!
Screenshot of the player lobby from the game Dead By Daylight with the character Dwight dressed in a white shirt with open blue button down a d crossbody bag, dark pants, and a hat standing next to a vibrant red emblem showing the number 100. The character Kate Denson in a black sweater and dark jeans is in the background.
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Viktor is gonna play wingman in this.
Despite his thin frame and studious appearance, Viktor is an impressive drinker. He takes Jayce to a bar a few blocks from campus—The Last Drop—that is popular among the students due to the inexpensive drinks and the staff who are easy on the eyes. It’s busy when they arrive. This close to the end of the semester, many students are in need for a release from the stress of final exams, and a new batch of graduates are readying themselves to move on from their studies.
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Bringing this back for #ZaundadsKinktober2025 as a late entry for Day 4. #Zaundads #Vanco
archiveofourown.org/works/62182747
A darkly shaded forest background. Red text in a cursive font reads Into the Woods. Text in white below reads: The village where Silco grew up was a sleepy village bordered on one side by dense forest, the other by a rushing river. Ever since he was a child he was told stories of the monsters that lurked in the dark. Those leaving the village were always warned to never travel alone, always bring a light, and try to avoid travelling at night if they could. A red riding hood story, of a sort. Monsterfucking; Werewolf!Vander; Human!Silco; Rutting; Knotting; Overstimulation; Mildly Dubious Consent; Size difference
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Happy #ZaundadsBigBang2025! I am elated to finally be able to bring you my submission for this event, loosely inspired by Oceans 11. I was also lucky enough to have art created by @seadeepspace.bsky.social to accompany it.

The first two chapters are available now, and the final two come tomorrow.
Screenshot of AO3 work Love's Fool and Folly by chzva. Summary reads: For years Vander and Felicia had a tumultuous on-again off-again relationship, with Silco picking up the pieces when things inevitably fell apart. When Vander gets unexpectedly released from Stillwater five years after being arrested during a heist gone wrong, Silco hopes that after so much time apart, Vander has finally come to his senses and realised that the thing he wants is right in front of him. But things get complicated when hours after being released, Vander tells Silco about a plan for a new heist that's high risk and has an extremely tight timeline. Over the course of the heist, Silco realises that Vander’s motivation for the job isn’t exactly what he told the team, and makes it clear that if Vander’s real motivations are tied to Felicia, after this he’s out. Vander, unprepared to lose his closest friend and collaborator, has to make a hard decision about what it is he really wants and what he’s prepared to lose.
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I've gotten some pretty accurate tags in the past on this, but never have I gotten THE MOST ACCURATE TAG. Feeling very validated in this Chili's tonight.
uquiz results screenshot: Your Result: alternate universe you're not a delusional escapist; you're a *creative*, an *innovator*! you have been shown a world of possibilities via divine vision
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
S O O N.
She gave him a long, probing look, before she nodded, following him out of the busy market and down a nearby alley where it was quiet and there weren’t quite so many people around to hear them. “Vander and I have a job. You interested?” Sevika smirked. “Not even a day out of the slammer and Vander is cooking up a job? Just like old times.” “Does that mean you’re interested?” “It doesn’t mean I’m not,” she replied. “What is it?”
September 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I paid $3 for this kit which was actually kind of frustrating to put together, but I painted it and made some paper macher clay to give the base some texture and I'm really pleased with how it came out.

I bought another one that I am already having fun putting together that is a different design.
A three storey spooky house with each floor bent at different angles. A witch on a broom and a ghost emerge from either side of a pointed roof. Four graves are on the right side and a spindly tree with a spoony face stands in front. There is neon green lichen in the edges of the house. Spooky house from another angle.
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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From A Thorough Examination 😈
“Have you ever—ah!---put your whole hand inside someone?” Vander gasped. “Of course,” Silco replied. “Not everyone is interested in fisting, just like not everyone is interested in what we’re doing, but you meet all sorts.” The edge of Silco’s thumb teased along Vander’s stretched rim. “Why do you ask?” Vander squeezed his eyes shut. He was going to make him ask for it, wasn’t he? “I can take another finger,” he said. “Another finger would be my whole hand, Vander,” Silco said, and there was that smile in his voice again. “Is that what you want?” “Yes,” Vander answered, the word slipping out on a gasp as Silco’s fingers brushed against his prostate a bit more firmly. He swallowed hard. “Yes,” he repeated, making sure his voice was a bit more steady. He wanted Silco to know that he was certain.
September 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Extremely no context WIP snippet for WIP Wednesday.
Spend enough time being forced to do whatever it takes to survive, eventually you don't know how to live any other way.
September 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Vander coded. 💅 Can't say I'm surprised, honestly.

www.quotev.com/quiz/1689643...
Arcane Character Personality Results. There is an image a Vander reclining holding a pipe as he gazes at the viewer. Text reads: You are: Vander Protective and community-focused, Vander embodies the role of a caretaker and leader. He values harmony and stability, working tirelessly to provide for those who depend on him. With a strong moral compass and a deep sense of responsibility, he acts as a guiding force for those in need. His warmth and charisma make him a natural leader, and his willingness to put others before himself is a defining trait.
September 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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School is back in session, babes! Grading on a Curve returns from its summer hiatus.

Chapter 11 is out now!
archiveofourown.org/works/627691...

#Vanco #Zaundads #Arcanefic
Screenshot of beginning of chapter 11 of Grading on a Curve. Note at the top reads: School is back in session! Thank you for your patience as we more or less took a break over the summer ourselves, which was busy between social calendars and other projects. Looking forward to getting back into the swing of things with these two idiots. There are two preview paragraphs of text below.
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM