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[chz is fist fighting brenda in the parking lot]
@heyitschzva.bsky.social
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She/her/they. 30-something. Fandom old. AroAce. Deep in the Arcane brainrot. Writer of fanfic. 18+ and NSFW. Proship. Anti-censorship.
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[chz is fist fighting brenda in the parking lot] @heyitschzva.bsky.social · Aug 1
For @harmlessthings.bsky.social
Vampire!Silco/blood bag!Vander
cw: biting

He meets him at a sex club, of all places. He's tall and thin with a sharp nose and a narrow chin. Unlike everyone else he's buttoned right up to his throat, hair smoothed back as he cooly looks out over the other club goers.
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Whenever I am drawing I think a lot about how inexperienced artists use a lot of sketch lines because I use a lot of sketch lines.
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Need to get better about posting over on Pillowfort.
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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breadsticc.art
This thing 🫴
HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS! A screenshot of a link with a question mark followed by a seemingly random string of characters. These are source identifiers. Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="
February 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
This is so Silco versus the HOA except the paint colour he chose is not anywhere in the approved palette.
www.instagram.com/reel/DRfN7s0...
The HOAi on Instagram: "The HOA President has spoken. ‘Defiant Beige’ will NOT destabilize this block. 🎨🏠 Say what you want… he’s not wrong. 😂 #HOA #HOAhumor #HOAcomedy #SuburbanDrama #AustinTexas #Ne...
86K likes, 4,345 comments - thehoa.i on November 25, 2025: "The HOA President has spoken. ‘Defiant Beige’ will NOT destabilize this block. 🎨🏠 Say what you want… he’s not wrong. 😂 #HOA #HOAhumor #HOAco...
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February 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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lagomorpho.bsky.social
doin my occasional 'i'm very pro kink and pro fiction- please don't interact if you're an anti of any kind pwease' yell 👏
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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chzdoodlez.bsky.social
Progress update: colour! #chzdoodlez
Digital drawing of Vander from Arcane in the style of the painting Truth Coming Out of Her Well except he is climbing out of a bathtub.
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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shinseiao.bsky.social
Recalled i have a degree in animation and broke the ice to actually un-traumatise myself with Sevika 🤠

#sevika #arcane
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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popskull.buzz
it's shitpost saturday

(original: x.com/kennydraws/s...)
top image, original "redraw this as your otp" meme: one person sleeping soundly, mouth covered in blood. next to them in bed, someone laying shell-shocked with their whole crotch bitten off bottom image: vander arcane looking shell-shocked, beard covered in blood, next to silco arcane looking peaceful with his whole crotch bitten off
June 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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chzva.bsky.social
Look at all the fossils I found! #AnimalCrossing
A tray of sugar cookies decorated in blue and white to resemble fossils from the Animal Crossing games.
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I do realize I said I would write more of that Felicia/Connol thing I was writing so call me a liar (either about finishing it or taking a break from threadfics).
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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cowboypnk.bsky.social
Midnight snack 😋 #Vanco #Zaundads
[NSFW] a pencil sketch depicting a young Silco with his hair down dressed in an oversized shirt being eaten out by Vander who is dressed down to his boxer shorts
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I think every time I finish a long threadfic I say I'm gonna take a break from them. But this time I mean it 😤 Nobody give me any ideas.
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
I've reached the I Am Tired of Looking At This stage of the drawing process.
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Time to lovingly render Vander's tits/stomach/dick.
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
#ChzWrites #Vanco #Zaundads
Vampire!Silco/Human!Vander - Part 17
THE ENDDDDDDD. This is primarily an epilogue.

Reading this for the first time? Start here!
Part 1: https://bsky.app/profile/heyitschzva.bsky.social/post/3lvckzl4vsk26
Part 16: (1/27)
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
Gosh I make characters talk a lot.
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
People who do full illustrations are built different. How do you commit to doing so much colour.
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
It's a very strange (good) feeling where I want to draw more than I want to write.
January 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
heyitschzva.bsky.social
If the stars align, I will write/post the FINAL PART of the vampire AU tonight!
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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unreliableartist.bsky.social
Are you ready for Valentine’s Day? 💘✨

Make sure you check out the latest sticker drop, coming in just a few more days, so you can nab some of these REALLY cute designs 😍

This is a collaborative merch drop with @cult-lectiveco.bsky.social - Be sure to find our shop link in the bio ✨

#Silco #Arcane
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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jujudisegnacose.bsky.social
a good helpful friend lends a hand when his buddy gets in a mining accident!! even when he's too weak to wear pants 😔💔
FULLY UNCENSORED ON PATREON 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/149612... 👈
#vanco #zaundads #NSFW
Digital painting featuring younger Silco and Vander from arcane. They are both flustered and sweaty, Vander has his eyes closed mouth open in a moan, and Silco is looking down at Vander's crotch, looking almost dazed. They are lying on a bed, very close to each other. Vander has his right arm in a cast, and is bandaged on his leg and chest. He has bruises here and there, and is completely naked. His left hand is on the small of Silco's back, who is wearing only an oversized t-shirt, and is straddling Vander's thigh. Silco's right arm goes around Vander's shoulders, and his left hand is reaching towards his crotch, censored by three consecutive screenshots of the Monty Python "Life of Brian" scene where Pontius Pilate asks a soldier if he finds amusing the name "Biggs Dickus".
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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vancozine.bsky.social
‼️ 2 more weeks ‼️

Additionally, we've managed to cobble together 2 more full bundles and one print bundle, all of them A grade! If you missed your chance to get one when the store first opened, they'll be going up around Monday, February the 2nd at 12 p.m. PST!
vancozine.bsky.social Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine @vancozine.bsky.social · 19d
We're back!! Leftovers for Legacy of Zaun: A Vanco Zine are now OPEN from January 14th, 2026 at 12:00 PM PST to February 14th, 2026 at 11:59 PM PST!!

For more details, check out the full 🧵 below! ⬇️🐺♥🧪
A tattered piece of paper with the zine logo stamped at the top. It is sitting on a dark green desk with brass edges next to a syringe (top left), square ashtray that has a partially smoked cigar laying in it (top right), clip board (bottom left), and a black leather bound book (bottom right). The main text reads "Leftover sales open, Jan 14 - Feb 14" in all caps. Next to it is an illustration of an ad for shimmer containing two metal rimmed glass vials of pink liquid. The small text above it reads "To blisters and bedrock!"
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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noomppan.bsky.social
Chris from Resident Evil
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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stuckinapit.bsky.social
Oh the willpower he must possess

#zaundads #vanco
NSFW drawings of very well endowed Vander carefully entering Silco. His size and ability to even fit in are open for scrutiny. #peteart #peteNSFW
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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the nsfw-ish of that gag joke I made of the #zaundads
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 AM