adam
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i am ungovernable
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If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
this might be the worst tweet in the history of bluesky. we’ve learned to grit and bear the head pats from east coasters but midwesterners treating us like make-a-wish kids is a step too far.
we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse
we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse
If you say bad shit about the South you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and those are my people
September 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this might be the worst tweet in the history of bluesky. we’ve learned to grit and bear the head pats from east coasters but midwesterners treating us like make-a-wish kids is a step too far.
we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse
we’ve graduated from “just move lmao” to “please don’t yell at the sorry people” and this is way worse
cultural victory
it is important the world know that better things are possible
July 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
cultural victory
we are so smart we fixed the internet just to make sure you know more than your friends
after some technical difficulties, the smartest posters on the internet are once again here to solve your bracket woes at the very last minute:
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The Panel: Arch Sadness
A look into whether any sport can be good if you make it single-elimination.
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March 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
we are so smart we fixed the internet just to make sure you know more than your friends
go read this, or else
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January 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
go read this, or else
Reposted by adam
in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
The Panel: 4 Fast 4 Furious
A December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days
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January 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
so i see fisher is choosing "fuck you in particular, oakland"
@JeffPassan tweeted
News: The A's -- yes, the A's -- guaranteed a franchise-record $67 million to right-hander Luis Severino as they intend to bump their payroll into the $100 million range. Details, free and unlocked, at ESPN: https://t.co/1L2FC4thXk
News: The A's -- yes, the A's -- guaranteed a franchise-record $67 million to right-hander Luis Severino as they intend to bump their payroll into the $100 million range. Details, free and unlocked, at ESPN: https://t.co/1L2FC4thXk
Tweet
@JeffPassan tweeted
News: The A's -- yes, the A's -- guaranteed a franchise-record $67 million to right-hander Luis Severino as they intend to bump their payroll into the $100 million range. Details, free and unlocked, at ESPN: https://t.co/1L2FC4thXk
t.co
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 PM
so i see fisher is choosing "fuck you in particular, oakland"
He’s on the Vince Carter path
Grizzlies' Ja Morant 'not trying to dunk at all' to avoid injuries
Morant missed eight games this season after having his legs taken out from under him trying to finish an alley-oop. That has him reconsidering how and when to go for high-flying dunks.
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/gri...
Morant missed eight games this season after having his legs taken out from under him trying to finish an alley-oop. That has him reconsidering how and when to go for high-flying dunks.
www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/gri...
Grizzlies' Ja Morant 'not trying to dunk at all' to avoid injuries
Morant's highlight dunks are part of what has made him a fan favorite, but the injuries are piling up for the young star.
www.nbcsports.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
He’s on the Vince Carter path
Reposted by adam
December 4, 2024 at 4:15 AM
happy egg bowl to all who celebrate
a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
ALT: a man and a woman are in a kitchen and the man is wearing a shirt that says ' chicago ' on it
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November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
happy egg bowl to all who celebrate
los lobooooooooossssssssssssssssss
November 17, 2024 at 6:03 AM
los lobooooooooossssssssssssssssss
hi i’m cosmo welcome to jackbutt
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
hi i’m cosmo welcome to jackbutt
is this the yearly “ah yes, washington state” game
November 17, 2024 at 5:58 AM
is this the yearly “ah yes, washington state” game
hellen keller was immune to flashbangs
November 10, 2024 at 5:55 AM
hellen keller was immune to flashbangs
November 10, 2024 at 4:30 AM
virginia! mizzou! funny game outcomes!
cfb is so great
cfb is so great
November 10, 2024 at 4:22 AM
virginia! mizzou! funny game outcomes!
cfb is so great
cfb is so great
listen, lsu sucks but having the numbers every 5 yards is a good bit
November 10, 2024 at 12:58 AM
listen, lsu sucks but having the numbers every 5 yards is a good bit
has kirby lost control of the progrum
November 10, 2024 at 12:09 AM
has kirby lost control of the progrum
Reposted by adam
nice swing you fucking loser
maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
November 9, 2024 at 8:42 AM
nice swing you fucking loser
there are also a lot of marines in san diego
The Chiba Lotte Marines have made it official:
Roki Sasaki will be posted. www.marines.co.jp/news/detail/...
Roki Sasaki will be posted. www.marines.co.jp/news/detail/...
佐々木朗希投手のポスティング手続きについて - 千葉ロッテマリーンズ
www.marines.co.jp
November 9, 2024 at 8:32 AM
there are also a lot of marines in san diego
alright blue sky folks what’s the plan for the night
November 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
alright blue sky folks what’s the plan for the night