Drew Hayes
@heydrewhayes.bsky.social
9-1-1 Nashville is hilarious. A show about emergency services but it's in the Bible belt.
Yeah these guys are saving lives, but so is God. Four episodes in and prayer has worked twice already.
Really takes away from the whole point of the show when you make God a secondary character.
Yeah these guys are saving lives, but so is God. Four episodes in and prayer has worked twice already.
Really takes away from the whole point of the show when you make God a secondary character.
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
9-1-1 Nashville is hilarious. A show about emergency services but it's in the Bible belt.
Yeah these guys are saving lives, but so is God. Four episodes in and prayer has worked twice already.
Really takes away from the whole point of the show when you make God a secondary character.
Yeah these guys are saving lives, but so is God. Four episodes in and prayer has worked twice already.
Really takes away from the whole point of the show when you make God a secondary character.
On the newest episode of 911, Athena saying she can die because her husband is dead and her kids are "grown" is a wild take.
Her son is not even done high school and her daughter is in her early 20s. Imagine how upset they would be if they heard her say she has nothing left. Lol
Her son is not even done high school and her daughter is in her early 20s. Imagine how upset they would be if they heard her say she has nothing left. Lol
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
On the newest episode of 911, Athena saying she can die because her husband is dead and her kids are "grown" is a wild take.
Her son is not even done high school and her daughter is in her early 20s. Imagine how upset they would be if they heard her say she has nothing left. Lol
Her son is not even done high school and her daughter is in her early 20s. Imagine how upset they would be if they heard her say she has nothing left. Lol
How do you get in the audience of Crowd Control on @dropout.tv ? If like a red shirt that says "renal failure w/ cancer wife" please. @samreich.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
How do you get in the audience of Crowd Control on @dropout.tv ? If like a red shirt that says "renal failure w/ cancer wife" please. @samreich.bsky.social
I am a man in his thirties that started drawing about a year ago when I became a full time dad raising a crafty kid.
Its not great but today I drew one of my fav @criticalrole.bsky.social moments featuring @samriegel.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social and Travis. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Its not great but today I drew one of my fav @criticalrole.bsky.social moments featuring @samriegel.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social and Travis. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am a man in his thirties that started drawing about a year ago when I became a full time dad raising a crafty kid.
Its not great but today I drew one of my fav @criticalrole.bsky.social moments featuring @samriegel.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social and Travis. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Its not great but today I drew one of my fav @criticalrole.bsky.social moments featuring @samriegel.bsky.social @aabria.bsky.social and Travis. @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
I'm 100% confident I'd win the Long Walk and that's exactly why I'm lucky I don't live in a dystopian nightmare world.
I mean, not yet anyway.
I mean, not yet anyway.
August 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm 100% confident I'd win the Long Walk and that's exactly why I'm lucky I don't live in a dystopian nightmare world.
I mean, not yet anyway.
I mean, not yet anyway.
I prefer the cast to Critical Role for their Roleplaying, over the cast of D20 (although overall D20 cast is funnier to me), but I prefer BLeeM as a GM, so I am so hyped for Campaign 4!
August 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I prefer the cast to Critical Role for their Roleplaying, over the cast of D20 (although overall D20 cast is funnier to me), but I prefer BLeeM as a GM, so I am so hyped for Campaign 4!
Remember when babies were born in movies and we used to complain that it was a six month old baby playing a newborn?
I'd take more of that over another god damn CGI baby.
I'd take more of that over another god damn CGI baby.
August 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Remember when babies were born in movies and we used to complain that it was a six month old baby playing a newborn?
I'd take more of that over another god damn CGI baby.
I'd take more of that over another god damn CGI baby.
Don't email me from a donotreply@ email or you'll get a 'k' back from me cause I'm wild and I don't respect authority.
August 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don't email me from a donotreply@ email or you'll get a 'k' back from me cause I'm wild and I don't respect authority.
When @dropout.tv and @samreich.bsky.social are just like, what if we gave an incredibly funny, generous, hardworking and deserving up and coming comedian 100 thousand dollars for this week's episode of Game Changer?
Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss.
July 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
When @dropout.tv and @samreich.bsky.social are just like, what if we gave an incredibly funny, generous, hardworking and deserving up and coming comedian 100 thousand dollars for this week's episode of Game Changer?
Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss.
Apparently everyone I know really loved Ozzy Osbourne and never mentioned it until this week.
July 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently everyone I know really loved Ozzy Osbourne and never mentioned it until this week.
Not enough people are talking about how Annabelle's handler died mysteriously this week.
She finally got him.
She finally got him.
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not enough people are talking about how Annabelle's handler died mysteriously this week.
She finally got him.
She finally got him.
I know we all say we are sick of origin stories in comic book movies, but didn't Superman kinda feel like if the MCU had started with Iron Man 3?
July 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I know we all say we are sick of origin stories in comic book movies, but didn't Superman kinda feel like if the MCU had started with Iron Man 3?
Am I crazy to say, now that I've seen the new #Superman, the top of my ranking of Superman stuff is still Smallville after all these years? Certain incarcerated cast members aside, that show will be hard to dethrone as peak Superman.
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Am I crazy to say, now that I've seen the new #Superman, the top of my ranking of Superman stuff is still Smallville after all these years? Certain incarcerated cast members aside, that show will be hard to dethrone as peak Superman.
#Critters out there who have seen #Superman! did anyone else find it difficult not hearing Jester from #CriticalRole whenever Lex's girlfriend talks?
July 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
#Critters out there who have seen #Superman! did anyone else find it difficult not hearing Jester from #CriticalRole whenever Lex's girlfriend talks?
"I just saw this cool movie called Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and it gave me a great idea for our next season!"
- Squid Game Producers, probably.
- Squid Game Producers, probably.
June 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"I just saw this cool movie called Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and it gave me a great idea for our next season!"
- Squid Game Producers, probably.
- Squid Game Producers, probably.
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Who decided to call it a "white noise machine" and not "The Long Hiss Goodnight"?
June 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Who decided to call it a "white noise machine" and not "The Long Hiss Goodnight"?
The #LiloAndStitch remake really captured what I love about the original, and that's just how dense Stitch canonically is. That little dude SINKS. People don't remember that, but he was famously really dense.
June 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The #LiloAndStitch remake really captured what I love about the original, and that's just how dense Stitch canonically is. That little dude SINKS. People don't remember that, but he was famously really dense.
Donald Trump should not take back Elon Musk. He cheated on him like a dog & will do it again-- just watch. He can do much better!
#twilight
#twilight
June 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Donald Trump should not take back Elon Musk. He cheated on him like a dog & will do it again-- just watch. He can do much better!
#twilight
#twilight
24 survivors in a 26 day game means there will be some double eliminations, and maybe even one of those immediate elimination/exile.
If they do an immediate vote like BvsW, Q, Kyle, Camilla, Cerie, Ozzy... Any of those people are in danger right away.
If they do an immediate vote like BvsW, Q, Kyle, Camilla, Cerie, Ozzy... Any of those people are in danger right away.
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
24 survivors in a 26 day game means there will be some double eliminations, and maybe even one of those immediate elimination/exile.
If they do an immediate vote like BvsW, Q, Kyle, Camilla, Cerie, Ozzy... Any of those people are in danger right away.
If they do an immediate vote like BvsW, Q, Kyle, Camilla, Cerie, Ozzy... Any of those people are in danger right away.
I'm all in on Charlie and @chubicki.bsky.social for #Survivor50
May 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm all in on Charlie and @chubicki.bsky.social for #Survivor50
My six year old and a couple of her friends are performing a T-Swift song for the school talent show. Swift has a huge catalogue of wholesome songs for them to choose from.
They picked Look What You Made Me Do. They picked the one with sex moans in the chorus and that is objectively hilarious.
They picked Look What You Made Me Do. They picked the one with sex moans in the chorus and that is objectively hilarious.
May 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My six year old and a couple of her friends are performing a T-Swift song for the school talent show. Swift has a huge catalogue of wholesome songs for them to choose from.
They picked Look What You Made Me Do. They picked the one with sex moans in the chorus and that is objectively hilarious.
They picked Look What You Made Me Do. They picked the one with sex moans in the chorus and that is objectively hilarious.
I just saw a post from an independently owned restaurant on a local restaurants FB group that said they had to close and open again when they find a new location because the Subway in the same plaza complained to the landlord that they were losing business to them and he is making them move.
May 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I just saw a post from an independently owned restaurant on a local restaurants FB group that said they had to close and open again when they find a new location because the Subway in the same plaza complained to the landlord that they were losing business to them and he is making them move.
I don't care what Gen As think. Wearing anything other than ankle socks with shorts looks stupid. Roll those socks down you damn kids!
May 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't care what Gen As think. Wearing anything other than ankle socks with shorts looks stupid. Roll those socks down you damn kids!
Have they considered calling it HBO Maxton? It would hit really hard with millennial parents.
May 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Have they considered calling it HBO Maxton? It would hit really hard with millennial parents.
I bet it's a fine movie, but even as a fan of Vince Vaughn, I don't see a future in which I ever get bored enough to watch Nonnas.
May 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I bet it's a fine movie, but even as a fan of Vince Vaughn, I don't see a future in which I ever get bored enough to watch Nonnas.