Brock Poulsen
heybrock0.bsky.social
Brock Poulsen
@heybrock0.bsky.social
I'm a writer and a scoundrel...
I've seen lots of movies with guys that look like jake gyllenhaal, it's not that weird
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
apparently I've been using the British pronunciation of dais! how could they do this to me, personally? they're our strongest allies

but it's the opposite arrangement of vowels. producing basically the same sounds!
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
who wants to share custody of this kind of sleep item? what if either partner wants to face the other way? what if either human moves at some point in the night? it's going to make so much money and I'm so mad.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
also your reward for lifting weights will be to lift more, heavier weights
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"If you sexually reject your nephew for not being cruel enough, you might be Harkonnen"
October 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
still undefeated
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
nailed it
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM