Brock Poulsen
heybrock0.bsky.social
Brock Poulsen
@heybrock0.bsky.social
I'm a writer and a scoundrel...
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
🤡 IT Chapter 2 x Weapons 🔪

Alex and Finn travel from their home in Illinois back to Alex's hometown in rural Tennessee.
together they uncover the connection between the missing children of Hewitt Falls and Alex's traumatic, buried history

#questpit #Q #H #A
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have a policy: I always let youtube ads run. I can't support every creator financially, but I can make sure they get paid some ad revenue when the opportunity arises.

this applies extra when youtube serves me an hour long ben shapiro ad. headphones out, and I'll just let that garbage run.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
people say the healthcare system in the US is bad, but there are plenty of ways to get treatment
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
nearly done with Lindy West's first book, which I read after reading her second book, and both are works of goddamn genius
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
thank god the dollar tree had the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

my ScreenBreakZ collection wouldn't be complete without the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

he's my favorite ScreenBreakZ
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this seems like a joke product that someone accidentally decided to actually make. who would want this? it is two body pillows - both too small to be very useful - fused together with a smaller, even worse pillow. why would a person buy this?
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
imagine being Brad Pitt's literal brother but looking exactly like you're Zach Braff's brother
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
nailed it
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hey tillamook ice cream! is there a law about how many times you're allowed to say "really" on your product? because I'm about to turn a million dollar idea

into a two million dollar idea
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I don't remember the original Mission Impossible featuring such fierce contouring, or Tom Cruise in a Santa hat.
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
about to get real supervillain on this login page
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is neurodivergent self care
April 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Inside you there are two Rogens. Which one wins? The one you smoke out.
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
honestly seeing a hell of a lot of myself in Niles from 90 Day Fiance

what does this mean?

also why am I watching this
April 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM

You don't even have to look that far. Space Wolves. Chaos Space Marines. All have cooler names and looks than the Warlord Titan.

Maybe all the cool cosplay was already taken.
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Let me assure you: people in this young person's life are *aware* of the project.

Also, why choose a Warlord Titan?

In Warhammer there's plenty of cool stuff to choose from. You could be something called a "Librarian in Phobos Armor." That's cool as shit, what does that even mean?
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Why is his face blurred? What is anyone going to do with that information?

And if you say doxxing, think again!

Every person in his or her (but probably most likely his) life already knows that he's making a real-life wearable Warlord Titan suit. He has let them know.

Or she has.
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Exhibit A, baby: I dare you to call those anything other than a cruller. Ain't nothing's ever been more cruller than those.
February 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM