Brock Poulsen
heybrock0.bsky.social
Brock Poulsen
@heybrock0.bsky.social
I'm a writer and a scoundrel...
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November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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🌟 THE LAST SESSION X HOLLYWOOD PARK 🌟

A cult survivor turned social worker inherits a surprise parcel of land. Only problem? It's still occupied by the abusive fundamentalist group that raised her...and they're not giving up without a fight.

🌲🔪🩸♀️CULT DAUGHTER

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November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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CRIMSON PEAK x HGTV

💐 A flower-seller turned debutante who wants a home
💀 A disgraced celebrity necromancer trying to resurrect his reputation
🏚️ A crumbling gothic manor crawling with ghosts
🐶 …and 73 dogs

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November 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
🤡 IT Chapter 2 x Weapons 🔪

Alex and Finn travel from their home in Illinois back to Alex's hometown in rural Tennessee.
together they uncover the connection between the missing children of Hewitt Falls and Alex's traumatic, buried history

#questpit #Q #H #A
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have a policy: I always let youtube ads run. I can't support every creator financially, but I can make sure they get paid some ad revenue when the opportunity arises.

this applies extra when youtube serves me an hour long ben shapiro ad. headphones out, and I'll just let that garbage run.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
people say the healthcare system in the US is bad, but there are plenty of ways to get treatment
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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The Great Commission strives to tell the story of early Christian evangelists. I have complicated feelings on it. My review: spacebiff.com/2025/10/29/t...
Neither Board Nor Counters
I remember the first time I felt doubt. It was the night my little sister was diagnosed with type-1 diabetes. Mom figured it out at the grocery store — we’d been through this once before — an…
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October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I've been sending queries to lit agents, and it's a discouraging process, but today I got a nice rejection. so, you know, silver linings? they called my story "compelling" but said it's not right for them

hoping to find the person for whom it is right!
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
nearly done with Lindy West's first book, which I read after reading her second book, and both are works of goddamn genius
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
hey quick question why is dais pronounced like bias?

what is going on
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
for all the bad things the internet has given us, I will admit: it makes it easier to bully millionaires
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
thank god the dollar tree had the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

my ScreenBreakZ collection wouldn't be complete without the shaneplays ScreenBreakZ

he's my favorite ScreenBreakZ
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this seems like a joke product that someone accidentally decided to actually make. who would want this? it is two body pillows - both too small to be very useful - fused together with a smaller, even worse pillow. why would a person buy this?
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
imagine being Brad Pitt's literal brother but looking exactly like you're Zach Braff's brother
September 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hey tillamook ice cream! is there a law about how many times you're allowed to say "really" on your product? because I'm about to turn a million dollar idea

into a two million dollar idea
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
(extremely The Hold Steady voice) I gave my life to Christ
In a Cracker Barrel parking lot
August 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(Youth pastor who just watched Iron Man 2 (2011) voice) you know what else has an after credits scene featuring a bearded deity?
August 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
White Christians are cowards for a lot of reasons, but one in particular is the way they name their kids.

Hindu parents have a baby and straight up name him Ganesh. Catholics in Mexico: Jesús or Inmaculada.

The world little needs another Greg or Jessica. Give them a white kid named Jehovah.
August 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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We were planning to cover Galaxy Trucker in an upcoming episode's 100 games segment. In light of @czechgames.com's recent statement regarding the "vast world of magic", we'll be repurposing the time to discuss CGE's statment. Friendly reminder to all: trans rights are human rights.
July 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hell yeah, I know these dorks!
i got to hang out on a wonderful podcast !

please take a listen to shelf stable; they are very very good. susd recommends badge for these two bozos. the only "cool" board game podcast.
Episode 47 is up! A delightful chat with @tombrewster.bsky.social of Shut Up & Sit Down

For my next turn, I'll dogma "What Does the Fox Say"

shelfstablecast.com/47-ft-tom-br...
July 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM