Alyssa Paige
@heyalyssapaige.bsky.social
An artist looking for a home for her silly little jokes. ✨
Car cut us off today, and a random jeep joined in on not letting this guy get away with it. We both got in front of him and forced him to slow down bc he was being -erratic-. We stopped after a while bc we are safety 1st people but the Jeep decided to ride his ass.
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Car cut us off today, and a random jeep joined in on not letting this guy get away with it. We both got in front of him and forced him to slow down bc he was being -erratic-. We stopped after a while bc we are safety 1st people but the Jeep decided to ride his ass.
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A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
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"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Went to the cottage last night. The cottage is good, we love the cottage. 😭🥰
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Went to the cottage last night. The cottage is good, we love the cottage. 😭🥰
Grief is so sillyfunnyfrustrating bc one moment you’re staring at a picture of your loved one wishing they were still here and the next moment you’re replaying all the trauma they gave you and ahhhhhhhh just pick a lane! 😭
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Grief is so sillyfunnyfrustrating bc one moment you’re staring at a picture of your loved one wishing they were still here and the next moment you’re replaying all the trauma they gave you and ahhhhhhhh just pick a lane! 😭
Laying here in my bed, scrolling through tik tok while trying to distract myself from the grief of recently losing my grandma. I then hear a dull, soulless, ai version of my deceased friend’s voice on my FYP. I’m fucking sick.
December 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Laying here in my bed, scrolling through tik tok while trying to distract myself from the grief of recently losing my grandma. I then hear a dull, soulless, ai version of my deceased friend’s voice on my FYP. I’m fucking sick.
Could a grieving person make THIS?!
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Could a grieving person make THIS?!
Remember how I promised myself to take a break this month? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Remember how I promised myself to take a break this month? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And WHYYYY would I go to a doctor for an Autism diagnosis when I could just be a contestant on Taskmaster and have the game diagnose me from there?!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And WHYYYY would I go to a doctor for an Autism diagnosis when I could just be a contestant on Taskmaster and have the game diagnose me from there?!
So fun that a movie warning us about what a totalitarian government can be capable of has been behind a paywall/ only available for streaming on an app no one has for 2 years. Anyway I FINALLY got to see The Battle of Songbirds and Snakes last night -____-
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So fun that a movie warning us about what a totalitarian government can be capable of has been behind a paywall/ only available for streaming on an app no one has for 2 years. Anyway I FINALLY got to see The Battle of Songbirds and Snakes last night -____-
Wait, you mean to tell me you don’t find beauty in the grotesque, my guy? You don’t wonder in awe at the resplendency of the life and death cycle, dog?! Where EVEN is you sense of whimsy, bro??? ✨
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Wait, you mean to tell me you don’t find beauty in the grotesque, my guy? You don’t wonder in awe at the resplendency of the life and death cycle, dog?! Where EVEN is you sense of whimsy, bro??? ✨
“Other people cannot control your day if you don’t let them.” Like BITCH my birthday is on election day and whether or not I can enjoy that day literally depends on other’s actions 😭
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“Other people cannot control your day if you don’t let them.” Like BITCH my birthday is on election day and whether or not I can enjoy that day literally depends on other’s actions 😭
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🙏🏻May Mamdani smoke the fattest jay tonight 🙏🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
🙏🏻May Mamdani smoke the fattest jay tonight 🙏🏻
Closed down a gay bar tonight 🤪*
*the bar is in a drag queen-owned motel in Palm Springs and closes at 8:00 on Tuesdays.
*the bar is in a drag queen-owned motel in Palm Springs and closes at 8:00 on Tuesdays.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Closed down a gay bar tonight 🤪*
*the bar is in a drag queen-owned motel in Palm Springs and closes at 8:00 on Tuesdays.
*the bar is in a drag queen-owned motel in Palm Springs and closes at 8:00 on Tuesdays.
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If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.
Drag name idea for a queen from the central coast: ✨ Madonna Linn ✨
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Drag name idea for a queen from the central coast: ✨ Madonna Linn ✨
I’ve never seen the show 911 but I HAVE seen their promo ads- in which every season the stars of the show seem to vastly under-react to different disastrous situations, and THAT is EXACTLY what it’s like living in America rn.
October 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’ve never seen the show 911 but I HAVE seen their promo ads- in which every season the stars of the show seem to vastly under-react to different disastrous situations, and THAT is EXACTLY what it’s like living in America rn.
Autistic people don’t want to be “cured” of their autism. A lot of autistic people like the way they are/ think.
What they really want is to mask less and for Neurotypical people to understand that some brains work differently, and that doesn’t make them bad.
What they really want is to mask less and for Neurotypical people to understand that some brains work differently, and that doesn’t make them bad.
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Autistic people don’t want to be “cured” of their autism. A lot of autistic people like the way they are/ think.
What they really want is to mask less and for Neurotypical people to understand that some brains work differently, and that doesn’t make them bad.
What they really want is to mask less and for Neurotypical people to understand that some brains work differently, and that doesn’t make them bad.
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
SOOOO EXCITED for Sigourney Beaver, Blackberri, Jade Jolie, Disasterina, Priscilla Chambers, Cynthia Doll, and Evah Destruction on Titans 2 but Abhora?!!!! AGAIN????? Can we pleeeeease get a LITTLE reprieve? 😭
September 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
SOOOO EXCITED for Sigourney Beaver, Blackberri, Jade Jolie, Disasterina, Priscilla Chambers, Cynthia Doll, and Evah Destruction on Titans 2 but Abhora?!!!! AGAIN????? Can we pleeeeease get a LITTLE reprieve? 😭
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
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We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn