Heth
@hetherfortune.bsky.social
used to be in bands, currently write for CREEM, blahblahblah
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The Quiet Things That No One Ever Posts
July 7, 2023 at 10:51 PM
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Posts
can’t explain it i just intuitively know when music is Good as in Based as in Divinely Inspired in a way most people don’t
July 2, 2023 at 1:09 PM
can’t explain it i just intuitively know when music is Good as in Based as in Divinely Inspired in a way most people don’t
guy i’m flirting with sent me a tweet and said “you to me” but i can’t see it because rAtE LiMiT eXcEeDed & now i understand
July 2, 2023 at 11:55 AM
guy i’m flirting with sent me a tweet and said “you to me” but i can’t see it because rAtE LiMiT eXcEeDed & now i understand
call me a “newsky” to my face see what happens
July 2, 2023 at 11:47 AM
call me a “newsky” to my face see what happens
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
can’t believe the ugly billionaire ruined twitter (sarcastic)
July 2, 2023 at 11:45 AM
can’t believe the ugly billionaire ruined twitter (sarcastic)
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(at my second rodeo)
Oh, ok, this makes more sense now
Oh, ok, this makes more sense now
June 28, 2023 at 1:45 AM
(at my second rodeo)
Oh, ok, this makes more sense now
Oh, ok, this makes more sense now
started following random people on here for some reason maybe I’ll follow like 1000
July 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
started following random people on here for some reason maybe I’ll follow like 1000
just found out grimace is ethically non monogamous
July 2, 2023 at 12:14 AM
just found out grimace is ethically non monogamous
love to watch Yellowstone and imagine there are still men in the world who would throw a chair through a glass wall and take some bullets for me
July 1, 2023 at 9:55 PM
love to watch Yellowstone and imagine there are still men in the world who would throw a chair through a glass wall and take some bullets for me
Bar narnarnarnar narnarnar nar nar nar nar YEAH
July 1, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Bar narnarnarnar narnarnar nar nar nar nar YEAH
and all the girlies say I’m pretty gay for a gay guy
June 25, 2023 at 3:17 PM
and all the girlies say I’m pretty gay for a gay guy
i am once again thinking about seminal alternative rock band Alice in Chains
June 25, 2023 at 2:29 PM
i am once again thinking about seminal alternative rock band Alice in Chains
being at the playground with toddlers is a lot like being online
June 23, 2023 at 6:52 PM
being at the playground with toddlers is a lot like being online
having viral tweets is no fun anymore
May 29, 2023 at 12:11 PM
having viral tweets is no fun anymore
i took the best nap today. my exciting life !
May 27, 2023 at 10:10 PM
i took the best nap today. my exciting life !
my entire 20s I thought I was fat like a lumbering BEAST and now i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face
May 23, 2023 at 6:41 PM
my entire 20s I thought I was fat like a lumbering BEAST and now i want to go back in time and punch myself in the face
being a writer is 90% avoiding writing at all costs
May 22, 2023 at 8:24 PM
being a writer is 90% avoiding writing at all costs
convinced that 90% of marital problems would be solved by the revival of separate bedrooms
May 22, 2023 at 11:53 AM
convinced that 90% of marital problems would be solved by the revival of separate bedrooms
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What is the skeet ?
fucking the skeet man for skeets
May 9, 2023 at 1:39 AM
What is the skeet ?
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Will some one please define what a skeet is ?
May 10, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Will some one please define what a skeet is ?