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Lex 🐾
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Wife Gal | Vet Tech | Dragula Superfan | Joltik Enthusiast
really don’t love the bsky algorithm where if I follow some lesbian accounts I am instead shown graphic, copious fetish content
April 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m about to Klarna a Groupon I am absolutely late stage capitalism-ing so hard right now
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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It’s pretty staggering that 25 years ago people thought the internet would bring us a utopia, and it brought back measles killing children instead
April 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
While I agree that millennial terms like “doggo” and “adulting” are pretty embarrassing the criticisms lose their punch when they come from the generation saying “unalived”, graped”, “seggs”, etc
April 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
like there is a distinct reason she just uses photos of herself online & I’m out here with the damn Peach Fuzz mask on
My wife is so hot like I really need to be more humble
April 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My wife is so hot like I really need to be more humble
April 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I spoke to an expert in authoritarianism, who explained to me that things like this are extremely meaningful and they help protect democracy, even if there’s not a straight line between this and actual legislating
Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours

Massive applause for Booker
April 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Yall gonna boo me for this one but absolutely *no one* wants straight pride more than a bisexual woman dating a man
March 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Manifesting neopets mobile app
March 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Opium moms, then Valium moms, then lithium moms, then wine moms, now weed moms, at what point are we going to collectively realize that motherhood in the US just kind of sucks
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Mar 25
A growing number of mothers across the US use marijuana regularly for a variety of reasons. These "Cannamoms" say it relieves stress and makes them better parents.
These women say smoking weed makes them better moms | CNN
A growing number of mothers across the US use marijuana regularly for a variety of reasons. These “Cannamoms” say it relieves stress and makes them better parents.
www.cnn.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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'This Present Moment' by contemporary US artist Alicia Eggert
#WomensArt
March 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fondly remembering the time my wife had an inexplicable stomach illness & my turbo idiot brain got scared that I got her pregnant for like 5 seconds 💀
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My friend has a new job at Merck pharmaceuticals & my wife enthusiastically asked “How’s your new job at Merkin going??” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
March 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Love drinking out of a capri sun I feel like a mosquito
March 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
GUYS WAKE UP NEW NEOPET DROPPED THIS WEEK
March 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Being a murderous clown is a male-dominated field we should encourage more women to pursue murderous clownery
March 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Pussy haunted call that a Spiritbox
March 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’m so sorry but I’m absolutely CACKLING at this 💀
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.
As Cervical Cancer Deaths Plummet, Experts Credit HPV Vaccine
HPV can cause a variety of cancers, including cervical. New mortality data for women under 25 point to the success of the HPV vaccine.
buff.ly
March 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Pink 90s Miata is at the very tippy top of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think if I were to attend a high school reunion absolutely zero people would be surprised that I’m a lesbian but most would be shocked to learn I’m someone’s mom
March 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM