Patrick
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Patrick
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Movies. TV. Beer. All the essentials.
@eitmonline.bsky.social A few years ago, I had Bells Palsy but they were concerned about MG so I was stuck in the hospital for 4 days waiting on a CT scan and blood work to confirm. It was just Bells Palsy though
August 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My first time watching a Savannah Bananas game on TV, and I hate it so much. Why is there a timer? Why are the bases ridiculously oversized? Why are these jackasses doing flips and shit instead of catching the damn ball? @eitmonline.bsky.social #oldmanyellsatclouds
July 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
99 episodes of MST3k for 50 bucks? Don’t mind if I do.
June 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Elliot is calling out tomorrow for the first time.
June 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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J K Rowling's "attempts to control our language are not welcome and should be called out by those who claim to value free speech

At The National we deal in truth, and will not be cowed by a billionaire trying to control media output to fit her own worldview"
🚨 Last night JK Rowling attacked The National as an "anti-woman newspaper". I think that is absolutely ridiculous chat.

Here's my open letter setting out why this kind of attack does not work on our team.

www.thenational.scot/news/2525321...
JK Rowling called our newspaper 'anti-woman'. Here's my response
THIS week JK Rowling launched an attack on The National, describing us as an "anti-woman newspaper" ...
www.thenational.scot
June 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Felt like Elliot and screamed like Tyler when this beast flew on my balcony. It’s a moth but butterfly sized. Called a giant silk moth according to Google.
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social How about skrawberry?
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social The company once sent out an email that they would not longer be providing coffee. People were literally about to riot until I reminded them of the date.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Josh will be insufferable tomorrow.
February 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Democrats should also acknowledge that seeking a middle ground with a man who calls immigrants “animals” and says he will “protect” women “whether the women like it or not” is unlikely to land in a good place.
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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A recent comment (probably meant as an insult!) about how I watch a lot of dad movies inspired me to fully embrace my taste and create the ultimate dad movie canon.

Fellow dads, this is for you.
The Dad Movie Canon: 25 Films Every Dad Loves
These are the best dad movies ever. Dads are good.
screencrush.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Just applied to join my county’s Democratic Committee because I cannot only sit around and doom scroll.
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social Come on, Tyler! Get off your duff!
November 15, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this
November 11, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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Drop your starter packs in the replies here!
November 10, 2024 at 3:40 AM
When health insurance goes up $60+ a paycheck for worse coverage, I feel better about the time I spend slacking at work.
November 16, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I really fell off theater going after the pandemic and I don’t really like the series, but I’m really close to ordering a Saw X ticket this weekend.
September 26, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Leading a training class when half of your face doesn’t work is literal hell. G-D Bell’s Palsy
September 21, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Almost done with season 3 of Fear the Walking Dead. Which is sad because the seasons after are terrible.
September 20, 2023 at 8:18 PM
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Them: Hi Alex, we’d love for you to programme something for October.

Me: Great! Halloween 6.

Them: Feel free to take some time to think about it.

Me: Halloween 6.

Them: Actually, we kind of have a theme.

Me. Hallo. Ween. 6.
August 29, 2023 at 5:44 PM
The air seems less Nazi-ish over here
September 20, 2023 at 6:11 PM