Matt Maltese is the good shit

Happy 10th (11th) anniversary II 🤍 @umoruban.bsky.social

when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

warmup doodles. i remember finding this video a few years ago after falling into an amv rabbithole. they'd be friends.

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

what a week/captain it's wednesday etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

hello! i'm jon. it looks like you've happened upon one of my posts

Thinking about how good Kentucky Route Zero is. Might be the best a game ever was for me.

there are probably some amazing video games i would have loved that i never played solely because they had a name like RayneBlayde: Chronicles of Knyfe Saga

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen

i've been called a narcissist and a sociopath because i don't follow back everyone who follows me, and they're absolutely right. i will now attain selflessness and empathy by tapping a button on an app 224,000 times. if i can do that 100 times a minute without breaks i will be done in 37 hours

dear santa,
i am six years old and i want a chainsaw

i’m going to win the super bowl all by myself