Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro
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Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro
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Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy past chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.
Not me still nostalgic for my semester in London 20 years ago, when I was able to take the Tube literally everywhere. (See also: my utter disdain at Chicagoans complaining about "oh the El sucks" DOES IT NOW)
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Every man identified, you say? Well I mean it's a shame to have to throw Larry Summers under the bus* but if that's really what this person wants, I support and expect a perp walk from 1600 Pennsylvania and elsewhere. In the spirit of bipartisanship of course.

*Not at all a shame, screw that guy
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
As an urbanist I am glad that the City is at least responsive to people complaining about this and will levy fines for people who don't clear their walks. As a homeowner on a corner lot DO IT FORRRRR MEEEEE MILWAUKEE COME ONNNNNN
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Anyway, at some point after a big snowfall the City will inevitably plow me into my driveway, forcing me to break up a wall of snow and ice just to get my car out, so please consider this an adjunct whine to that perennial one
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Of note, anyone saying "homemade pasta is an acceptable workaround to this" has never made pasta at home, and/or lives upstairs from a dedicated pasta production facility. I say this as a man who owns a pasta roller.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM