Brad Houston, Cardboard Relocation Maestro
@herodotusjr.bsky.social
Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy past chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.
I mean, we clearly *should* be until we get our act together
October 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I mean, we clearly *should* be until we get our act together
Not saying that the guy at my store who thought it was cute to repeatedly copy Time Stretch was *explicitly* the reason I jammed Stranglehold in every deck I had with red... but also not NOT saying that
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Not saying that the guy at my store who thought it was cute to repeatedly copy Time Stretch was *explicitly* the reason I jammed Stranglehold in every deck I had with red... but also not NOT saying that
Not even a day later I am completely exhausted with the reputation-washing of this dude by the mainstream media. As the man once said, you do not, in fact, 'have to hand it to him'
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not even a day later I am completely exhausted with the reputation-washing of this dude by the mainstream media. As the man once said, you do not, in fact, 'have to hand it to him'
This, from @drewmagary.bsky.social 's Bills WYTS, is ice-cold. Which, I suppose given the weather in WNY, is apropos, BUT STILL.
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This, from @drewmagary.bsky.social 's Bills WYTS, is ice-cold. Which, I suppose given the weather in WNY, is apropos, BUT STILL.
LOL Milwaukee fans crashed georgewebb.com in the wake of the Brewers' 12th(!) win in a row. The people want their burgers and they want them now, dammit
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
LOL Milwaukee fans crashed georgewebb.com in the wake of the Brewers' 12th(!) win in a row. The people want their burgers and they want them now, dammit
Preview Flavor Win:
The rules text IS a Haiku!
"I rocked ya", indeed.
The rules text IS a Haiku!
"I rocked ya", indeed.
August 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Preview Flavor Win:
The rules text IS a Haiku!
"I rocked ya", indeed.
The rules text IS a Haiku!
"I rocked ya", indeed.
4 cards, 4 pieces of proof that I not-so-secretly hate everyone, as suggested by the way I enjoy magic:
August 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
4 cards, 4 pieces of proof that I not-so-secretly hate everyone, as suggested by the way I enjoy magic:
Love the flavor here. Do NOT love what this is going to do in Commander Brackets 3 and under. "Oops, I accidentally drew my entire deck, aren't I a loveable scamp, tee hee"
July 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Love the flavor here. Do NOT love what this is going to do in Commander Brackets 3 and under. "Oops, I accidentally drew my entire deck, aren't I a loveable scamp, tee hee"
I'm not sure if I am tickled or annoyed by this. (from magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...) #mtgstory
June 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm not sure if I am tickled or annoyed by this. (from magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...) #mtgstory
Magic: the Gathering players have!*
*maybe. Card is too narrow for constructed, too hard to draft around, does literally nothing in singleton formats. But it is at least plausible!
*maybe. Card is too narrow for constructed, too hard to draft around, does literally nothing in singleton formats. But it is at least plausible!
June 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Magic: the Gathering players have!*
*maybe. Card is too narrow for constructed, too hard to draft around, does literally nothing in singleton formats. But it is at least plausible!
*maybe. Card is too narrow for constructed, too hard to draft around, does literally nothing in singleton formats. But it is at least plausible!
@jeramey.urbanmilwaukee.com knows this to be true but this is the closest he can come to saying so in a news article
June 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@jeramey.urbanmilwaukee.com knows this to be true but this is the closest he can come to saying so in a news article
On my phone so pretend I posted this on the Amateurs meme template. In any case: AMATEURS.
June 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
On my phone so pretend I posted this on the Amateurs meme template. In any case: AMATEURS.
Say this about the author of this take, at least he is consistent, if the other featured take on his LinkedIn is any indication #BadTakesAreBad #RansomCenterDelendaEst
June 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Say this about the author of this take, at least he is consistent, if the other featured take on his LinkedIn is any indication #BadTakesAreBad #RansomCenterDelendaEst
Five Republicans right now:
May 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Five Republicans right now:
Unofficial mascot of the Ivy League, 2025-2029(?):
April 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Unofficial mascot of the Ivy League, 2025-2029(?):
Chag peach sameach! Courtesy of my almost 10-year-old, here is a Lego Seder plate. (He regrets he was unable to find his bone piece or horseradish and begs your forbearance. I think we'll forgive him)
April 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Chag peach sameach! Courtesy of my almost 10-year-old, here is a Lego Seder plate. (He regrets he was unable to find his bone piece or horseradish and begs your forbearance. I think we'll forgive him)
I remember seeing this poster in London in 2002 and thinking "Boy, that's a little on the nose". How far we have come in the field of "Terrifying dystopia posters" in the last 23 years
April 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I remember seeing this poster in London in 2002 and thinking "Boy, that's a little on the nose". How far we have come in the field of "Terrifying dystopia posters" in the last 23 years
Pundit: "Nobody should be deported without cause, but in this case--"
Me:
Me:
March 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pundit: "Nobody should be deported without cause, but in this case--"
Me:
Me:
I am the same age as Emil Bove. I definitely look older than I did 10 years ago (holy white beard Batman) but I'd like to believe I am still less evil-aged than this dude
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am the same age as Emil Bove. I definitely look older than I did 10 years ago (holy white beard Batman) but I'd like to believe I am still less evil-aged than this dude
The world sucks right now. In an attempt to make it suck less, slightly, I made croissants. (While I can still afford the egg wash.)
February 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The world sucks right now. In an attempt to make it suck less, slightly, I made croissants. (While I can still afford the egg wash.)
You are SO CLOSE to realizing why Howard Ave was redesigned like that, my man. Take it one step further. I believe in you!*
*i absolutely do not believe in him or anyone else on BVTH complaining about this
*i absolutely do not believe in him or anyone else on BVTH complaining about this
January 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You are SO CLOSE to realizing why Howard Ave was redesigned like that, my man. Take it one step further. I believe in you!*
*i absolutely do not believe in him or anyone else on BVTH complaining about this
*i absolutely do not believe in him or anyone else on BVTH complaining about this
For real, I've been playing EDH/Commander since 2009 and this card has EASILY produced the most salt for me overall. It's really not even good! So many decks in Commander treat their bin as a second library anyway! But it mills SO MANY cards without even trying. Altar of the Brood could never.
November 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
For real, I've been playing EDH/Commander since 2009 and this card has EASILY produced the most salt for me overall. It's really not even good! So many decks in Commander treat their bin as a second library anyway! But it mills SO MANY cards without even trying. Altar of the Brood could never.