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Christoph
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Zero-to-App-Store consultant; Adobe, Apple, eero, Planetary; ICU, manager, CEO, co-founder; patented and patentable; worked on Apple Vision Pro - ask me how it works!
Business cards from my Halloween costume this year. Literally picked them up from a tiny print shop deep inside Chinatown. $34 for a 100. Good deal. Typos intentional.
December 18, 2024 at 7:22 AM
New album cover about to drop from The Blue Heelers.
November 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Huh. Guess I should go get some coffee or something. Thanks for letting me know about that extra 30 minutes tho.
October 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Elder lurker status achieved.
September 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Starting my first Vision Pro project. Let’s see how this goes…
February 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
My experience with iOS 16 .6.1 and macOS 13.5.2 today.
September 8, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I got my Apple Vision Pro Developer kit yesterday and dunno know about the EyeSight feature …
July 2, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Well today was an amazing day! I signed for an unexpected package, and when I opened the box:

APPLE SENT ME A VISION PRO DEVELOPER KIT EARLY!!!!

I already hacked the external display to show whatever I want, but I’m not so sure about this EyeSight feature.
July 1, 2023 at 1:22 AM
And in today’s episode of Random Text Messages From Strangers: I get invited to dinner with a famous “Jerry”, but which one?
June 5, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I will totally buy a Vision Pro if I can customize EyeSight to show this instead of my actual eyes.
June 5, 2023 at 9:55 PM
My dear mother has been trying harder to keep in touch lately, and has been sending me “good morning” messages in German. Admittedly, I’m a bit confused by this one.
June 1, 2023 at 3:59 PM
It’s been a challenging but rewarding week of client work, so celebrating with an Evil Olive at Asiento in the Mission. #asientosf
June 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Hello to all the #christoph’s on this site. Have you touched your pants today?
May 30, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Taking a moment to enjoy Ismael’s pop-up brunch at Asiento. Lion’s Mane Shiitake mushroom cakes with poached eggs, and a Bloody Mary.
May 20, 2023 at 7:43 PM
“Load new posts” also known as “Touch my pants”
May 19, 2023 at 7:35 PM
These are literally trousers.
May 18, 2023 at 1:07 AM