Lucrative Business Cat Emporium
@hereticalgummy.bsky.social
I am a business cat in the business of doing business in my Business Emporium. I stay busy.
26 years old. Stay away from me if you're under 21 you creepy little freaks.
26 years old. Stay away from me if you're under 21 you creepy little freaks.
Now that Ive walked down memory lane I cant bring myself to delete my Elementary School Era Sims 2 Castaway save. Too much charming yet damning evidence regarding my Elementary School crush in there.
May 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Now that Ive walked down memory lane I cant bring myself to delete my Elementary School Era Sims 2 Castaway save. Too much charming yet damning evidence regarding my Elementary School crush in there.
Bro just give me some of your succulent honey dew melon slices. Ill pay it back I swear
May 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Bro just give me some of your succulent honey dew melon slices. Ill pay it back I swear
Bro gimme some of that delectible honeydew right now fr
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Bro gimme some of that delectible honeydew right now fr
Do you like what you see? (Melon posting)
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Do you like what you see? (Melon posting)
Wake up Samurai, we have a Sim City to burn
May 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Wake up Samurai, we have a Sim City to burn
*warming up my coffee without drinking any for the 4th time in 2 hours*
May 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
*warming up my coffee without drinking any for the 4th time in 2 hours*
POV you fell into a cryogenic slumber and after thawing you checked your Wii Pokemon Ranch
May 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
POV you fell into a cryogenic slumber and after thawing you checked your Wii Pokemon Ranch
Made some good progress on my ironman for the first time in a long time. And by that I mean, I still dont have a motherfricking rune crossbow
April 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Made some good progress on my ironman for the first time in a long time. And by that I mean, I still dont have a motherfricking rune crossbow
*strangling you*
I TOLD you that SHADOW is COOLER than sonic
I TOLD you that SHADOW is COOLER than sonic
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*strangling you*
I TOLD you that SHADOW is COOLER than sonic
I TOLD you that SHADOW is COOLER than sonic
Just got a new job as an ice mixer. Basically I get into your house in the middle of the night and mix the ice up that comes out of your ice maker so it doesnt freeze as one solid block. If you hear clunky from your freezer at night, its probably me.
February 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Just got a new job as an ice mixer. Basically I get into your house in the middle of the night and mix the ice up that comes out of your ice maker so it doesnt freeze as one solid block. If you hear clunky from your freezer at night, its probably me.
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Oh my slime secretions are triggering you? Grow up
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh my slime secretions are triggering you? Grow up
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detective (sighing): this is the hardest part of the job
woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about?
detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled
woman: i'm sorry, what?
detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked
woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about?
detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled
woman: i'm sorry, what?
detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked
February 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
detective (sighing): this is the hardest part of the job
woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about?
detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled
woman: i'm sorry, what?
detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked
woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about?
detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled
woman: i'm sorry, what?
detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked
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Moving to a new town with the promise of more easily incensed mobs
February 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Moving to a new town with the promise of more easily incensed mobs
Youre probably wondering, Heretical? How can I cook like YOU??
Years. Itll take years at the finest schools of culinary art.
Years. Itll take years at the finest schools of culinary art.
February 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Youre probably wondering, Heretical? How can I cook like YOU??
Years. Itll take years at the finest schools of culinary art.
Years. Itll take years at the finest schools of culinary art.
Swear to god this song in the fried rice place has the lyrics
'big cock on a big cock boy ooOoOoooOooo'
'big cock on a big cock boy ooOoOoooOooo'
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Swear to god this song in the fried rice place has the lyrics
'big cock on a big cock boy ooOoOoooOooo'
'big cock on a big cock boy ooOoOoooOooo'
POV taking a fat piss in the sink (AT WORK)
January 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
POV taking a fat piss in the sink (AT WORK)
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i got home and was so scared because i heard a man and forgot i had a 12 hr Jerma stream going on upstairs
January 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i got home and was so scared because i heard a man and forgot i had a 12 hr Jerma stream going on upstairs
Trying to be on my phone list so now I only get on it when I'm driving
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Trying to be on my phone list so now I only get on it when I'm driving
I was really cookin back on November 11th, 2019
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I was really cookin back on November 11th, 2019
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if i showed an ancient king the ice maker on my refrigerator i’d probably get some land out of it
November 22, 2024 at 10:02 PM
if i showed an ancient king the ice maker on my refrigerator i’d probably get some land out of it
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posting because i’m not A silly goose, i’m THEE silly goose
November 16, 2024 at 2:14 AM
posting because i’m not A silly goose, i’m THEE silly goose
Getting out the freak slicer (fire axe) and driving to your house
November 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Getting out the freak slicer (fire axe) and driving to your house
Fighting for my life trying to finish my disastrous 27 (past) minute poop before my meeting in 11 (future) minutes and being absolutely haunted by this recommended article all the while
*Reading after twenty three minutes on the toilet*
Im doomed 🥺
Im doomed 🥺
November 13, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Fighting for my life trying to finish my disastrous 27 (past) minute poop before my meeting in 11 (future) minutes and being absolutely haunted by this recommended article all the while
Dont worry Im the Dark Lord's strongest soldier (doesnt buckle upon making a typo/grts stronger instead)
November 13, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Dont worry Im the Dark Lord's strongest soldier (doesnt buckle upon making a typo/grts stronger instead)