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hereticalgummy.bsky.social
Lucrative Business Cat Emporium
@hereticalgummy.bsky.social
I am a business cat in the business of doing business in my Business Emporium. I stay busy.

26 years old. Stay away from me if you're under 21 you creepy little freaks.
Do you like what you see? (Melon posting)
May 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Wake up Samurai, we have a Sim City to burn
May 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
POV you fell into a cryogenic slumber and after thawing you checked your Wii Pokemon Ranch
May 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Youre probably wondering, Heretical? How can I cook like YOU??

Years. Itll take years at the finest schools of culinary art.
February 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I was really cookin back on November 11th, 2019
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Get in line poser
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
*Reading after twenty three minutes on the toilet*

Im doomed 🥺
November 13, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Classic Perry
November 8, 2024 at 8:17 PM
@crybabyycancer.bsky.social check out this magnificent steed
November 8, 2024 at 8:16 PM
@weedlejuice.bsky.social youre better than this
July 7, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Every time you make someone laugh its meaningful
March 25, 2024 at 7:16 PM
As an update: I put these little wall shelf things in for Murky but their placement is awful and she cant get up or get down 🦭
March 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
New patent just dropped
February 28, 2024 at 11:19 AM
The classic doctor lie
February 28, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Brooding super hard in the Pillow Cove
February 28, 2024 at 9:29 AM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
February 1, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Hooking my bidet up directly to a vat of fabric softener and coming out of the bathroom with an asshole that would make a dry cleaner cry
January 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Im in the YouTube equivalent of hell
January 14, 2024 at 5:53 PM
OMW to the house in R'lyeh to kick some Cthulhu ass
January 1, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Who could it be.......
December 20, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Im on my way (through a multitude of driving conditions) to kill you in cold blood
December 11, 2023 at 1:13 AM
The forbidden feast awaits
December 10, 2023 at 10:47 AM
This dude on the TV keeps saying demonic shit and demanding my soul im exchange for a New York apartment rental
December 10, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Sure it looks a little 'whacky' but that's part of the fun
December 10, 2023 at 4:08 AM
This could be us but you wont come into the shed behind my house with me
December 10, 2023 at 4:05 AM