Dept. of Govt. Efficiency HR Staffer
@herbkowalski.bsky.social
Former Deep State staffer - transferred to Elon Musk’s new, sleeker Deep State. Contractually obligated to say Elon is God, and the best video gamer.
I understand that she handled Halloween, but why did she have to go after Christmas, too?
#noem #kristinoem
#noem #kristinoem
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I understand that she handled Halloween, but why did she have to go after Christmas, too?
#noem #kristinoem
#noem #kristinoem
Can't wait.
August 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can't wait.
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ICE dropped their new ad today. Wardrobe by Dockers®.
July 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
ICE dropped their new ad today. Wardrobe by Dockers®.
This strategy never seems to work.
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This strategy never seems to work.
Just in case anyone wants to reserve seats for an event they would never attend:
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250th Anniversary of the U.S. Army Grand Military Parade and Celebration
Sign up for a ticket TODAY!
events.america250.org
June 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just in case anyone wants to reserve seats for an event they would never attend:
events.america250.org/events/250th...
events.america250.org/events/250th...
Weird that this happened, and everyone kind of ignored it.
June 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Weird that this happened, and everyone kind of ignored it.
In case anyone what happened to Larry after he finally got his act together.
June 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
In case anyone what happened to Larry after he finally got his act together.
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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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June 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly frustrated by the protracted diplomatic talks, President Donald Trump asserted Thursday that Russia must be allowed to keep fighting as part of any ceasefire deal. “It’...
theonion.com
May 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump: Russia Must Be Allowed To Keep Fighting As Part Of Any Ceasefire Deal
Here is a list of the top 5 Christians suffering from anti-Christian bias in this country:
1.) Nobody
2.) No One
3.) Not Anyone
4.) Seriously, Nobody
5.) Nobody At All
1.) Nobody
2.) No One
3.) Not Anyone
4.) Seriously, Nobody
5.) Nobody At All
April 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Here is a list of the top 5 Christians suffering from anti-Christian bias in this country:
1.) Nobody
2.) No One
3.) Not Anyone
4.) Seriously, Nobody
5.) Nobody At All
1.) Nobody
2.) No One
3.) Not Anyone
4.) Seriously, Nobody
5.) Nobody At All
So excited for opportunities coming to this country that will unite families as one!
April 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So excited for opportunities coming to this country that will unite families as one!
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Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
LOUISVILLE, KY—Expressing a mix of frustration and stunned disbelief at the woman’s lack of enthusiasm, local man Ron Broder told reporters Wednesday that the escort whose services he had solicited fo...
theonion.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Prostitute Falls Asleep During ‘Star Wars’
Tesla down 12% last night, while CEO plays video games and gets made fun of by 14 year olds.
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tesla down 12% last night, while CEO plays video games and gets made fun of by 14 year olds.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the rage grows.
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, the rage grows.
How do Hakeem and Wemby sit in normal sized chairs?
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How do Hakeem and Wemby sit in normal sized chairs?
Peacebusters.
April 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Peacebusters.
A full year's gain gone in 3 days.
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
A full year's gain gone in 3 days.
Introducing our new National Human Resources Director.
April 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Introducing our new National Human Resources Director.