Dept. of Govt. Efficiency HR Staffer
@herbkowalski.bsky.social
Former Deep State staffer - transferred to Elon Musk’s new, sleeker Deep State. Contractually obligated to say Elon is God, and the best video gamer.
Not waiting is communism.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not waiting is communism.
Appointed to the head of his Research department: everyone's grandmother.
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Appointed to the head of his Research department: everyone's grandmother.
I understand that she handled Halloween, but why did she have to go after Christmas, too?
#noem #kristinoem
#noem #kristinoem
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I understand that she handled Halloween, but why did she have to go after Christmas, too?
#noem #kristinoem
#noem #kristinoem
I was fine with her handling Halloween, but she didn't have to go after Christmas.
October 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was fine with her handling Halloween, but she didn't have to go after Christmas.
Can't wait.
August 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can't wait.
How are we losing to uneducated paedofiles?
August 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
How are we losing to uneducated paedofiles?
Saving lives, one photoshoot at a time.
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Saving lives, one photoshoot at a time.
Don't forget about the Nuge.
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Don't forget about the Nuge.
I am surprised we still have electricity.
August 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I am surprised we still have electricity.
This seems pretty serious, because never ever ever looks this fucking deranged.
July 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This seems pretty serious, because never ever ever looks this fucking deranged.
This didn't work, either.
July 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This didn't work, either.
New ICE ad. Who provides their vehicle fleet - Enterprise?
July 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
New ICE ad. Who provides their vehicle fleet - Enterprise?
They do stick together like glue, though.
July 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
They do stick together like glue, though.
what - this one? harmless.
July 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
what - this one? harmless.
ICE dropped their new ad today. Wardrobe by Dockers®.
July 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
ICE dropped their new ad today. Wardrobe by Dockers®.
He might need to adjust his strategy- didn't work for Biden, either.
July 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
He might need to adjust his strategy- didn't work for Biden, either.
This strategy never seems to work.
July 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This strategy never seems to work.
She brings so much to the table.
June 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
She brings so much to the table.
Speaking of…
June 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Speaking of…
Remind me to buy stock in Signal.
June 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Remind me to buy stock in Signal.
He looks like someone told him Santa Claus isn’t real.
June 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
He looks like someone told him Santa Claus isn’t real.
Weird that this happened, and everyone kind of ignored it.
June 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Weird that this happened, and everyone kind of ignored it.