Old Jeff™️
@henrybollocks.bsky.social
Purveyor of fine wines and cheeses
(Capri Sun and Velveeta)
(Capri Sun and Velveeta)
@pftompkins.bsky.social
I know you probably get tired of being compared to everyone that ever grew a mustache (please don't block me)
I know you probably get tired of being compared to everyone that ever grew a mustache (please don't block me)
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social
I know you probably get tired of being compared to everyone that ever grew a mustache (please don't block me)
I know you probably get tired of being compared to everyone that ever grew a mustache (please don't block me)
Remember: Preparations A thru G were dismal failures, never give up!
August 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Remember: Preparations A thru G were dismal failures, never give up!
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NEW VIDEO! Trade War: Diner vs. Barber Shop youtu.be/wDqjvrZUNiE
Trade War: Diner vs. Barber Shop
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
April 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
NEW VIDEO! Trade War: Diner vs. Barber Shop youtu.be/wDqjvrZUNiE
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ICYMI: "You guys, I met the face-eating leopard and it turns out he's really nice!" —Bill Maher youtu.be/g5H8eE2sfBQ
Bill Maher Had Dinner With Donald Trump, Because of Course He Did
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
April 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ICYMI: "You guys, I met the face-eating leopard and it turns out he's really nice!" —Bill Maher youtu.be/g5H8eE2sfBQ
The first Mars colony will be closer to a Victorian workhouse than Star Trek
April 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The first Mars colony will be closer to a Victorian workhouse than Star Trek
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Billionaires who can ride this out will snap up some real bargains. This is by design.
April 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Billionaires who can ride this out will snap up some real bargains. This is by design.
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But it can’t bring back my son
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Samsung’s latest stick vac can alert you to calls and text messages
Can I call you back after the rinse cycle?
buff.ly
March 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
But it can’t bring back my son
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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We repeat: neither courts nor laws will halt the descent into autocracy.
It won't help simply to identify the ways that the Trump regime is violating precedent, procedure, ethics, or common sense.
The only question is how to push back. Where are the pressure points?
crimethinc.com/becomeananar...
It won't help simply to identify the ways that the Trump regime is violating precedent, procedure, ethics, or common sense.
The only question is how to push back. Where are the pressure points?
crimethinc.com/becomeananar...
March 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We repeat: neither courts nor laws will halt the descent into autocracy.
It won't help simply to identify the ways that the Trump regime is violating precedent, procedure, ethics, or common sense.
The only question is how to push back. Where are the pressure points?
crimethinc.com/becomeananar...
It won't help simply to identify the ways that the Trump regime is violating precedent, procedure, ethics, or common sense.
The only question is how to push back. Where are the pressure points?
crimethinc.com/becomeananar...
Moon's looking pretty cool
March 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Moon's looking pretty cool
Inbreeding is everyone's problem
youtu.be/qK30u98NdaA?...
youtu.be/qK30u98NdaA?...
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Inbreeding is everyone's problem
youtu.be/qK30u98NdaA?...
youtu.be/qK30u98NdaA?...
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Q: “The foreign affairs minister called all of this a psychodrama - how do you characterize it?”
TRUDEAU: “Thursday.” 🔥
TRUDEAU: “Thursday.” 🔥
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Q: “The foreign affairs minister called all of this a psychodrama - how do you characterize it?”
TRUDEAU: “Thursday.” 🔥
TRUDEAU: “Thursday.” 🔥
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If anyone is looking for news updates from actual under-attack federal workers, the CFPB union posts from @nteu335.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If anyone is looking for news updates from actual under-attack federal workers, the CFPB union posts from @nteu335.bsky.social
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NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline youtu.be/MoTUBPBJ9G4
Voter's Remorse Helpline
YouTube video by Steve Shives
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
NEW VIDEO! Voter's Remorse Helpline youtu.be/MoTUBPBJ9G4
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If anyone has an updated list, it would be appreciated
February 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If anyone has an updated list, it would be appreciated
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No wonder he hates gender-affirming surgery, since his was botched
www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
Elon Musk's Botched 'P*nis Enlargement'? Singer Makes Massive Claim
American rapper Azealia Banks has affirmed a claim on social media platform X that Elon Musk once had "a botched p*nis implant." The assertion comes after Banks mocked the Tesla CEO's dating history a...
www.timesnownews.com
February 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
No wonder he hates gender-affirming surgery, since his was botched
www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...
www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-...