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I am the guardian of forever.
@henriettarhippo.bsky.social
“The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off.”

Trekkie🖖🏻
Film buff🎥
Taken🦏
Pinned
*randomly following me with no prior interaction on posts will also get you a block
Things I will not tolerate that will earn you a block-this will be updated periodically

Slut shaming
Body shaming of any kind
Your ignorant ass
Women bashing of any kind
Victim shaming/blaming
Shitty AI art
We’re with Ryan’s parents today and Ellie just loves warming herself by the wood stove.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I always suspected one of my parents would have chosen to protect our church and my abuser over protecting me. And with everything coming out about the orange n@zi, I was 100% right even as a little girl.
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I know The Sound of Music isn’t technically a Christmas movie but it’s a feel good movie and I think that’s why I prefer watching it this time of year.

(I wanted to use the gif of Captain Von Trapp ripping up a N@zi flag but I guess @bsky.app doesn’t want it around?)
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If you’re using AI to make art you probably plagiarized your way through your education too.
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The number 1 thrift store I go to is closing 😭😭😭😭
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Principle Duvall threatening the gross pedo coach in Mean Girls is everything
a man in a suit and tie says hell no i did not leave the south side for this !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says hell no i did not leave the south side for this !
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
☺️
Martin Scorsese praises Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Frankenstein’

“I actually dreamed of it … It’s a remarkable work. The film stays with you. It just stays with you. It’s very moving. A remarkable feat. Grand opera”
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don’t trust people who say they’d love to repeat high school.
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tell me again how republicans aren’t pedos.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fuck it all. RIP Rob and Michele 🖖🏻😔
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I have no words. I hate this place.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My aunt said it’s -5 in Ann Arbor today. Yeesh.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There are some days where I wish no one had my phone number.
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
that time when I worked at Panera and the food delivery service sent us an empty box of olives
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Brian Walshe isn't testifying what a fucking wimp. Rot, you coward.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tonight’s pick
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I finally ordered new glasses! 🥳
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
😭
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was hoping the pull ups would make him poop his pants but oh well.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I'm late to this party but oh my god this looks- well, it's a movie that's for sure.
Wuthering Heights reaction | I'm very late to this...
YouTube video by loveableswampwitch
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December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm uploading a reaction to this dumpster fire Wuthering Heights trailer. spoiler: I think it looks fucking terrible.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What the fuck is Tarantino’s problem?
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Someone at work who is very nice and we get along great is trying to be my friend and I dunno that’s so weird lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Tonight’s rewatch
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM