I am the guardian of forever.
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“The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off.”
Trekkie🖖🏻
Film buff🎥
Taken🦏
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Film buff🎥
Taken🦏
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Things I will not tolerate that will earn you a block-this will be updated periodically
Slut shaming
Body shaming of any kind
Your ignorant ass
Women bashing of any kind
Victim shaming/blaming
Shitty AI art
Slut shaming
Body shaming of any kind
Your ignorant ass
Women bashing of any kind
Victim shaming/blaming
Shitty AI art
*randomly following me with no prior interaction on posts will also get you a block
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“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
My upcoming three day work week followed by a long birthday weekend sounds just fine to me ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My upcoming three day work week followed by a long birthday weekend sounds just fine to me ☺️
Do I believe people can change? Yes. Do I think they will?
a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
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November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do I believe people can change? Yes. Do I think they will?
Currently watching
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Currently watching
Elon really wants everyone to know he’s the greatest at not caring if you orgasm or not.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Elon really wants everyone to know he’s the greatest at not caring if you orgasm or not.
I’m so tired of humoring people. Can’t we all just drop the pretense and be honest?
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I’m so tired of humoring people. Can’t we all just drop the pretense and be honest?
It shouldn’t have taken five months. Disgraceful.
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It shouldn’t have taken five months. Disgraceful.
Tonight’s pick.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Tonight’s pick.
Men, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
The 18-year-old is in critical condition after being stabbed 14 times by a co-worker outside her home, with her brother intervening to save her life.
Teen stabbed 14 times by 'obsessed' co-worker saved by her brother in Oklahoma
The 18-year-old is in critical condition after being stabbed 14 times by a co-worker outside her home, with her brother intervening to save her life.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Men, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
I finally watched The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, loved it! Time to tackle Brave New World.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I finally watched The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, loved it! Time to tackle Brave New World.
Alright Thunderbolts, you’re up
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Alright Thunderbolts, you’re up
I guess by Megyn R Kelly’s logic when I was 11 and molested/assaulted by a family friend I was still old enough for it to be no big whoop.
a bald man in a suit is making a face .
ALT: a bald man in a suit is making a face .
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November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I guess by Megyn R Kelly’s logic when I was 11 and molested/assaulted by a family friend I was still old enough for it to be no big whoop.
Today’s pick
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Today’s pick
I’m so tired of being poor. It’s exhausting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m so tired of being poor. It’s exhausting.
How am I almost 35 years old and I’ve only just discovered fried bell peppers?
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
How am I almost 35 years old and I’ve only just discovered fried bell peppers?
If your work provides a gym like mine please wipe down the fucking machine when you’re done you goddamn degenerate.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If your work provides a gym like mine please wipe down the fucking machine when you’re done you goddamn degenerate.
I don’t trust Marty McFly. His only idea to get his dad to seem tough was to… attempt to sexually assault his own mom? Even if he didn’t want to like seriously Marty? That’s the BEST you and a genius could come up with?
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don’t trust Marty McFly. His only idea to get his dad to seem tough was to… attempt to sexually assault his own mom? Even if he didn’t want to like seriously Marty? That’s the BEST you and a genius could come up with?
Again just
a man with glasses says boy do i hate being right all the time
ALT: a man with glasses says boy do i hate being right all the time
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November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Again just
The fire department is 30 minutes late for the drill, the peasants are ready to revolt
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The fire department is 30 minutes late for the drill, the peasants are ready to revolt
Me checking my reminders and realizing all my bills are paid and I can feel like it’s actually pay day tomorrow
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
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November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Me checking my reminders and realizing all my bills are paid and I can feel like it’s actually pay day tomorrow
Whoever scheduled our fire drill for 9:00am just when my day really gets going…
a bald man in a white uniform says how ' bout no '
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November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Whoever scheduled our fire drill for 9:00am just when my day really gets going…
Oh boy oh boy. dare I say this has been my favorite film of 2025.
Frankenstein 2025 Review SPOILERS‼️
YouTube video by loveableswampwitch
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November 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh boy oh boy. dare I say this has been my favorite film of 2025.
Adventures with Ellie
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Adventures with Ellie
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This Thursday, WMUR is teaming up with the New Hampshire Food Bank for a Day of Giving. Get more information here.
Day of Giving: Support the New Hampshire Food Bank on Thursday
This Thursday, WMUR is teaming up with the New Hampshire Food Bank for a Day of Giving. Get more information here.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This Thursday, WMUR is teaming up with the New Hampshire Food Bank for a Day of Giving. Get more information here.