oh yes! no one builds higgeldy piggeldy anymore
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
oh yes! no one builds higgeldy piggeldy anymore
oh that's so weak you may as well just squint
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
oh that's so weak you may as well just squint
why couldn't they have spent all that money not building a nice garden bridge like London didn't? that seems far nicer
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
why couldn't they have spent all that money not building a nice garden bridge like London didn't? that seems far nicer
oh was there stoush about it? i love BANANAs
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
oh was there stoush about it? i love BANANAs
i live on a hill they can all drown for all i care!
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i live on a hill they can all drown for all i care!
i LOVE breakouts, the moment Teams puts me in the little subroom my mind entirely wipes itself of the task and i start yapping. Then it's like 'you're returning in 10s' and we're all like shit fuck what were we meant to be doing
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
i LOVE breakouts, the moment Teams puts me in the little subroom my mind entirely wipes itself of the task and i start yapping. Then it's like 'you're returning in 10s' and we're all like shit fuck what were we meant to be doing
Have you heard of a little thing called capitalism?
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Have you heard of a little thing called capitalism?
Don’t forget the ad revenue
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Don’t forget the ad revenue
Anyway maybe she hates her daughter you can’t assume this was done out of love
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anyway maybe she hates her daughter you can’t assume this was done out of love
Oh definitely, but that’s not MY problem, I sleep in a bed with my wife
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh definitely, but that’s not MY problem, I sleep in a bed with my wife
My serious assumption is that standards for bed safety are somewhat higher than bookshelves so if you don’t mind it collapsing underneath you or growing mould where the flat veneer is, this is WAY cheaper. Plus it looks like hammered shit which is quite the vibe.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My serious assumption is that standards for bed safety are somewhat higher than bookshelves so if you don’t mind it collapsing underneath you or growing mould where the flat veneer is, this is WAY cheaper. Plus it looks like hammered shit which is quite the vibe.
humping the horny back toad?
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
humping the horny back toad?
wtf is that tradwive collar. I do bobbin lace like Goody Faggot herself but come on love it's 2025 you ain't churning butter
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
wtf is that tradwive collar. I do bobbin lace like Goody Faggot herself but come on love it's 2025 you ain't churning butter
There’s always the local library!
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There’s always the local library!
If you can get you your legs behind your head you don’t need to
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you can get you your legs behind your head you don’t need to
My fuel injectors are clogged
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My fuel injectors are clogged
Not like the slutty ones you see online
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not like the slutty ones you see online
Also they believe you when you lie to them
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Also they believe you when you lie to them
take only internal scans, leave only buttprints
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
take only internal scans, leave only buttprints