Travelling to the murder mystery
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Travelling to the murder mystery
not to be like 'it's cold' but the pane of ice i took out of the water butt yesterday and leant against the fence is still there.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
not to be like 'it's cold' but the pane of ice i took out of the water butt yesterday and leant against the fence is still there.
fuck it i'm bleaching my hair
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
fuck it i'm bleaching my hair
put a whole tin of cat food out for the fat little sluts because it's chilly and they have to live outside and i am very nice
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
put a whole tin of cat food out for the fat little sluts because it's chilly and they have to live outside and i am very nice
Walkies time I think. I think the city farm is open and I haven’t eyeballed a sheep in months.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Walkies time I think. I think the city farm is open and I haven’t eyeballed a sheep in months.
it sucks living at the top of a hill when you cycle but there are times when it's nice eg being able to choose when you mop the floors
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
it sucks living at the top of a hill when you cycle but there are times when it's nice eg being able to choose when you mop the floors
oh you want training before xmas cos 'time is getting tight'? and one of the SIX things is ALREADY in production? and you were like whoops forgot to include the training team?
should we have a workshop? should i invent time dilation? should we invite stephen hawking?
should we have a workshop? should i invent time dilation? should we invite stephen hawking?
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
oh you want training before xmas cos 'time is getting tight'? and one of the SIX things is ALREADY in production? and you were like whoops forgot to include the training team?
should we have a workshop? should i invent time dilation? should we invite stephen hawking?
should we have a workshop? should i invent time dilation? should we invite stephen hawking?
Decided, as i am very butch, to watch the Ziegfeld Follies (1946) because i had previously very butchly watched Funny Girl (1968). So far there is a man in heaven wearing a dressing gown that has shoulder pads (camp) and now there are stop-motion puppets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Decided, as i am very butch, to watch the Ziegfeld Follies (1946) because i had previously very butchly watched Funny Girl (1968). So far there is a man in heaven wearing a dressing gown that has shoulder pads (camp) and now there are stop-motion puppets.
Whoops didn’t realise i was twatting about crafting until quarter to two 🧶
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Whoops didn’t realise i was twatting about crafting until quarter to two 🧶
Not sure how you get to this new bridge everyone is talking about but they seem to have put it in the middle of nowhere. Typical English disorganisation 🏴
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not sure how you get to this new bridge everyone is talking about but they seem to have put it in the middle of nowhere. Typical English disorganisation 🏴
At a bonfire night party and the hot dads are talking cars and the mums are talking schools and I’m playing glow sticks with the kids cos they’re less middle class
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
At a bonfire night party and the hot dads are talking cars and the mums are talking schools and I’m playing glow sticks with the kids cos they’re less middle class
The MRI guy was like this is your liver you fat whore
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The MRI guy was like this is your liver you fat whore
i just think that if you agree to have some MRIs as part of a research study, the researcher should be obligated to screenshot some of the grosser cross-sections of your insides so you can show them off to your friends.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i just think that if you agree to have some MRIs as part of a research study, the researcher should be obligated to screenshot some of the grosser cross-sections of your insides so you can show them off to your friends.
yes DSE eLearning lady, it's called having a job, but thanks
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
yes DSE eLearning lady, it's called having a job, but thanks
What a fucked evening! Fucked!
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What a fucked evening! Fucked!
ooh i don't have any nights away for a while, smells like time to trap some cats
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ooh i don't have any nights away for a while, smells like time to trap some cats
Fucking right handed sewing machines are fucking stupid. When I put my scissors down the sewing ends up on top of them cos they’re both on the left. I have spent about forty minutes looking for my scissors this morning.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Fucking right handed sewing machines are fucking stupid. When I put my scissors down the sewing ends up on top of them cos they’re both on the left. I have spent about forty minutes looking for my scissors this morning.
oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes
Caravan House - Dusty House Mix (DJ Mix) is a good album to make vegan felafel to. Obviously you could make vegan felafel in silence but if I wanted a Scientology birth I’d have sex with Tom Cruise like everyone else.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Caravan House - Dusty House Mix (DJ Mix) is a good album to make vegan felafel to. Obviously you could make vegan felafel in silence but if I wanted a Scientology birth I’d have sex with Tom Cruise like everyone else.
no offence but Annie Lennox' 1992 offering Diva is a lovely album to sit and listen to while you're doing your latch tool rug that you rescued from the charity table at guild the other weekend
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
no offence but Annie Lennox' 1992 offering Diva is a lovely album to sit and listen to while you're doing your latch tool rug that you rescued from the charity table at guild the other weekend
Pub hallow quiz ween time!
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pub hallow quiz ween time!
Having steak for dinner, which made me think of the line Marge says “money’s too tight for steak” which made me think of “money’s too tight to mention” which lead to the intrusive thought “mummy’s too tight to mention” and I can’t get that stupid lyric out of my head now 🙃
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Having steak for dinner, which made me think of the line Marge says “money’s too tight for steak” which made me think of “money’s too tight to mention” which lead to the intrusive thought “mummy’s too tight to mention” and I can’t get that stupid lyric out of my head now 🙃
Pre-gaming before I head off to the Lord Roberts with some insufficiently diluted cordial and extra mature cheddar and crackers. Thought I may as well keep the wild times going after talking about spinning and tatting with my girls today.
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pre-gaming before I head off to the Lord Roberts with some insufficiently diluted cordial and extra mature cheddar and crackers. Thought I may as well keep the wild times going after talking about spinning and tatting with my girls today.
Wild times at my monthly old lady fibre club 👵🏼 🧶
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Wild times at my monthly old lady fibre club 👵🏼 🧶