Modern tech means in the two years I’ve owned this machine I’ve made almost four socks! The future is mechanical, baybeeeeeees
January 21, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Modern tech means in the two years I’ve owned this machine I’ve made almost four socks! The future is mechanical, baybeeeeeees
thank GOD for geordies the parcelforce phone lady was so cheery about the collosal fuck up the sender made with my house number to stop my parcel being returned to *new zealand* and actually fixed it and we had a nice yap about NZ and how it's hot there now and how dog shit it is here
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
thank GOD for geordies the parcelforce phone lady was so cheery about the collosal fuck up the sender made with my house number to stop my parcel being returned to *new zealand* and actually fixed it and we had a nice yap about NZ and how it's hot there now and how dog shit it is here
not ESPECIALLY pleased that my day began by stuffing a pissed off stray with a necrotic burst facial abcess into a cat carrier, then ringing the RSPCA who were all oh no we don't actually HELP, then ringing my vets and taking him over to get put to sleep. ALL THIS with a nose covered in vicks.
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 AM
not ESPECIALLY pleased that my day began by stuffing a pissed off stray with a necrotic burst facial abcess into a cat carrier, then ringing the RSPCA who were all oh no we don't actually HELP, then ringing my vets and taking him over to get put to sleep. ALL THIS with a nose covered in vicks.
‘Avin’ a wonderful pizza and a wonderful pint with wonderful company @georgieglou.bsky.social end of.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
‘Avin’ a wonderful pizza and a wonderful pint with wonderful company @georgieglou.bsky.social end of.
Imagine being in Cambridge with the funnest person in christendom (to be clear, @georgieglou.bsky.social is the one whomst is in with the funnest person in christendom)
January 17, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Imagine being in Cambridge with the funnest person in christendom (to be clear, @georgieglou.bsky.social is the one whomst is in with the funnest person in christendom)
Not saying they’re common in Cambridge but you can’t see pig nut in Nottingham.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Not saying they’re common in Cambridge but you can’t see pig nut in Nottingham.
East Anglia yearns to return to the sea
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 AM
East Anglia yearns to return to the sea
You know it’s travel-there-in-rail-comfort time when you’re sat at Nottingham station with one bar of 4G and the smell of a burning corpse.
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
You know it’s travel-there-in-rail-comfort time when you’re sat at Nottingham station with one bar of 4G and the smell of a burning corpse.
tee hee, finally got a (let's not say AI) computer vision model working with the elderly graphics card in my janked up linux computer and got it to tag a photo i took in kenya and it thinks this minkey is a dog
January 16, 2026 at 1:45 AM
tee hee, finally got a (let's not say AI) computer vision model working with the elderly graphics card in my janked up linux computer and got it to tag a photo i took in kenya and it thinks this minkey is a dog
Wearing my wellington bootlets to trudge to the supermarket cos the winter is harsh and I’m out of bananas
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Wearing my wellington bootlets to trudge to the supermarket cos the winter is harsh and I’m out of bananas
RIP in peace middle beehive you went into winter with way too many bees and you only have yourselves to blame, you greedy scags
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
RIP in peace middle beehive you went into winter with way too many bees and you only have yourselves to blame, you greedy scags
oh my god is there a pill you can take to stop yourself from talking
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 AM
oh my god is there a pill you can take to stop yourself from talking
oh we YET again both missed our anniversary (even though neither of us know the actual date, we're just fairly sure it's during the first two weeks of jan) so that marks 18 years of me being nice to him and him being SO mean to me ALL the time
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 AM
oh we YET again both missed our anniversary (even though neither of us know the actual date, we're just fairly sure it's during the first two weeks of jan) so that marks 18 years of me being nice to him and him being SO mean to me ALL the time
I’m in West Bridgford and no one can stop me
January 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I’m in West Bridgford and no one can stop me
Look no personally I didn’t vote for this and therefore I take it as a personal slight.
January 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Look no personally I didn’t vote for this and therefore I take it as a personal slight.
Went boweling got 111 which is the emergency number in NZ. Makes you think.
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Went boweling got 111 which is the emergency number in NZ. Makes you think.
Traffic jam! Only joking, they’re cats.
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Traffic jam! Only joking, they’re cats.
In 2016 I used to do bees. I still do, but I used to too.
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
In 2016 I used to do bees. I still do, but I used to too.
I don't even have a cocking cat what is wrong with me?
Plus i'd have bought more of these but the 12 packs are always out of stock and I have to shoplift the diddy 6 packs like some sort of criminal🤷♀️
Plus i'd have bought more of these but the 12 packs are always out of stock and I have to shoplift the diddy 6 packs like some sort of criminal🤷♀️
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I don't even have a cocking cat what is wrong with me?
Plus i'd have bought more of these but the 12 packs are always out of stock and I have to shoplift the diddy 6 packs like some sort of criminal🤷♀️
Plus i'd have bought more of these but the 12 packs are always out of stock and I have to shoplift the diddy 6 packs like some sort of criminal🤷♀️
Put on seven layers of complicated undergarments to go to football and BOY was my beanis tiny when I went to shower afterwards
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Put on seven layers of complicated undergarments to go to football and BOY was my beanis tiny when I went to shower afterwards
why isn't my fucking device connecting to the wifi? it was JUST working when i connected it over there, but when i moved it to here, nothing shows up on the network. what a stupid thing, why must networking be so annoying etc etc
it wasn't..... turned on at the wall
it wasn't..... turned on at the wall
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
why isn't my fucking device connecting to the wifi? it was JUST working when i connected it over there, but when i moved it to here, nothing shows up on the network. what a stupid thing, why must networking be so annoying etc etc
it wasn't..... turned on at the wall
it wasn't..... turned on at the wall
Who up cranking they circular sock knitting machine
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Who up cranking they circular sock knitting machine
Who up staring at they ceiling
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Who up staring at they ceiling
Happy new year to my enemies
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Happy new year to my enemies