At a bonfire night party and the hot dads are talking cars and the mums are talking schools and I’m playing glow sticks with the kids cos they’re less middle class
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
At a bonfire night party and the hot dads are talking cars and the mums are talking schools and I’m playing glow sticks with the kids cos they’re less middle class
The MRI guy was like this is your liver you fat whore
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The MRI guy was like this is your liver you fat whore
i just think that if you agree to have some MRIs as part of a research study, the researcher should be obligated to screenshot some of the grosser cross-sections of your insides so you can show them off to your friends.
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i just think that if you agree to have some MRIs as part of a research study, the researcher should be obligated to screenshot some of the grosser cross-sections of your insides so you can show them off to your friends.
yes DSE eLearning lady, it's called having a job, but thanks
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
yes DSE eLearning lady, it's called having a job, but thanks
What a fucked evening! Fucked!
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What a fucked evening! Fucked!
ooh i don't have any nights away for a while, smells like time to trap some cats
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 AM
ooh i don't have any nights away for a while, smells like time to trap some cats
Fucking right handed sewing machines are fucking stupid. When I put my scissors down the sewing ends up on top of them cos they’re both on the left. I have spent about forty minutes looking for my scissors this morning.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Fucking right handed sewing machines are fucking stupid. When I put my scissors down the sewing ends up on top of them cos they’re both on the left. I have spent about forty minutes looking for my scissors this morning.
oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes
Caravan House - Dusty House Mix (DJ Mix) is a good album to make vegan felafel to. Obviously you could make vegan felafel in silence but if I wanted a Scientology birth I’d have sex with Tom Cruise like everyone else.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Caravan House - Dusty House Mix (DJ Mix) is a good album to make vegan felafel to. Obviously you could make vegan felafel in silence but if I wanted a Scientology birth I’d have sex with Tom Cruise like everyone else.
no offence but Annie Lennox' 1992 offering Diva is a lovely album to sit and listen to while you're doing your latch tool rug that you rescued from the charity table at guild the other weekend
October 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
no offence but Annie Lennox' 1992 offering Diva is a lovely album to sit and listen to while you're doing your latch tool rug that you rescued from the charity table at guild the other weekend
Pub hallow quiz ween time!
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pub hallow quiz ween time!
Having steak for dinner, which made me think of the line Marge says “money’s too tight for steak” which made me think of “money’s too tight to mention” which lead to the intrusive thought “mummy’s too tight to mention” and I can’t get that stupid lyric out of my head now 🙃
October 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Having steak for dinner, which made me think of the line Marge says “money’s too tight for steak” which made me think of “money’s too tight to mention” which lead to the intrusive thought “mummy’s too tight to mention” and I can’t get that stupid lyric out of my head now 🙃
Pre-gaming before I head off to the Lord Roberts with some insufficiently diluted cordial and extra mature cheddar and crackers. Thought I may as well keep the wild times going after talking about spinning and tatting with my girls today.
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pre-gaming before I head off to the Lord Roberts with some insufficiently diluted cordial and extra mature cheddar and crackers. Thought I may as well keep the wild times going after talking about spinning and tatting with my girls today.
Wild times at my monthly old lady fibre club 👵🏼 🧶
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Wild times at my monthly old lady fibre club 👵🏼 🧶
Fireworks at 1:45 pee emme!? Whatever happened to thrift, frugality and prudence? May as well bloody burn bloody cash. It'd be quieter!
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fireworks at 1:45 pee emme!? Whatever happened to thrift, frugality and prudence? May as well bloody burn bloody cash. It'd be quieter!
I don’t know why I bother with these cats, they don’t even like me
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don’t know why I bother with these cats, they don’t even like me
i gotta pocket gotta pocket full of medlars
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i gotta pocket gotta pocket full of medlars
Went on a nice drizzly walk in Gedling Country Park and saw a babby toad, and some cool mushrooms (no pics cos I left my phone at home like some sort of holier than thou arsehole ((I forgot it)))
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Went on a nice drizzly walk in Gedling Country Park and saw a babby toad, and some cool mushrooms (no pics cos I left my phone at home like some sort of holier than thou arsehole ((I forgot it)))
Oh thank god I found somewhere to sit down to watch Tom be a pole slut. It’s not easy being old!
October 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh thank god I found somewhere to sit down to watch Tom be a pole slut. It’s not easy being old!
I’m so gonna trap the shit out of this cat. NO BABIES FOR YOU.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I’m so gonna trap the shit out of this cat. NO BABIES FOR YOU.
This gas heater at choir is sized for a school gymnasium and I have it blowing over my legs 🥵
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This gas heater at choir is sized for a school gymnasium and I have it blowing over my legs 🥵
We sang at Wollaton today and I had two solos cos I have to do every fucking thing around here.
October 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We sang at Wollaton today and I had two solos cos I have to do every fucking thing around here.