Still Henley
@henleymc.bsky.social
Underachieving middle aged gay dog dad from Wellington, New Zealand
No LGB without the T🏳️🌈🎉
No LGB without the T🏳️🌈🎉
Sometimes I forget yadda yadda yadda.
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sometimes I forget yadda yadda yadda.
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
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Posting here too cos I need validation to keep at anything
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Posting here too cos I need validation to keep at anything
Happy Chance, Luck and Magic release day from me and my puffy eyes
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Happy Chance, Luck and Magic release day from me and my puffy eyes
Really nice free society you used to pretend to be, USA
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Really nice free society you used to pretend to be, USA
Post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
It's ok to follow a seafood market's socials because I have fallen in love with their tour guide, right? Right?
August 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's ok to follow a seafood market's socials because I have fallen in love with their tour guide, right? Right?
Am currently in Bristol, in the year 2025, and the number of people waking around in Oasis bucket hats is truly remarkable (have seen over half a dozen this morning alone)
July 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Am currently in Bristol, in the year 2025, and the number of people waking around in Oasis bucket hats is truly remarkable (have seen over half a dozen this morning alone)
We went to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) screening with pizza last night and weren't disappointed
June 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We went to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) screening with pizza last night and weren't disappointed
At the gym on Saturday morning and between the coffee and pre workout the potential for shitting and puking on myself is not zero
May 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
At the gym on Saturday morning and between the coffee and pre workout the potential for shitting and puking on myself is not zero
Please excuse this level of skin on main but I'd rather be back in the islands today
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please excuse this level of skin on main but I'd rather be back in the islands today
Me at this family resort right now
it’s true, i was looking at your husband with a licentious eye
April 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me at this family resort right now
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Amazing news this Pride Month! The case against Wellington’s Rainbow Crossing has failed at the High Court.
Proud to be Mayor of Aotearoa’s rainbow capital 🏳️🌈 #nzpol
Proud to be Mayor of Aotearoa’s rainbow capital 🏳️🌈 #nzpol
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Amazing news this Pride Month! The case against Wellington’s Rainbow Crossing has failed at the High Court.
Proud to be Mayor of Aotearoa’s rainbow capital 🏳️🌈 #nzpol
Proud to be Mayor of Aotearoa’s rainbow capital 🏳️🌈 #nzpol
Is it just me, or are professional golfers way hotter than they used to be?
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is it just me, or are professional golfers way hotter than they used to be?
I'm the only one at the gym smelling like rosé
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm the only one at the gym smelling like rosé
Now how on Earth is anyone expected to get up under these conditions?
March 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now how on Earth is anyone expected to get up under these conditions?
I will never understand people who make lunch in the office after 3pm because they were "too busy" at lunchtime. That is an insane amount of time to put off eating.
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I will never understand people who make lunch in the office after 3pm because they were "too busy" at lunchtime. That is an insane amount of time to put off eating.
It feels so wrong that Les Mills is this busy today, the day of Wellington Pride
March 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It feels so wrong that Les Mills is this busy today, the day of Wellington Pride
😭😭😭
was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
😭😭😭
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I'm jonesing for a sweet treat right now I'll tell you that for free
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm jonesing for a sweet treat right now I'll tell you that for free
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Famous white drag queen dies 😭😭😭😭😭 Famous white actor finally wins oscar 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Israel continues to kill Palestinians 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 This you??
January 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Famous white drag queen dies 😭😭😭😭😭 Famous white actor finally wins oscar 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Israel continues to kill Palestinians 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫 This you??
Grown men can cry at the gym right?
December 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Grown men can cry at the gym right?
Can't believe Alamir went into liquidation and "Lisa's Hummus" is still going
December 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Can't believe Alamir went into liquidation and "Lisa's Hummus" is still going
Ugh I'm boobsweatin'
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Ugh I'm boobsweatin'