Still Henley
@henleymc.bsky.social
Underachieving middle aged gay dog dad from Wellington, New Zealand
No LGB without the T🏳️🌈🎉
No LGB without the T🏳️🌈🎉
Sometimes I forget yadda yadda yadda.
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sometimes I forget yadda yadda yadda.
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
Please ignore how green our courtyard is. I will waterblast it before Xmas
Posting here too cos I need validation to keep at anything
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Posting here too cos I need validation to keep at anything
Happy Chance, Luck and Magic release day from me and my puffy eyes
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Happy Chance, Luck and Magic release day from me and my puffy eyes
Post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post a selfie + 3 items that would get knocked out of you like sonic rings
We went to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) screening with pizza last night and weren't disappointed
June 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We went to a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) screening with pizza last night and weren't disappointed
The model of temperance and health
May 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The model of temperance and health
You might be the only audience I know who might appreciate this 787 taking off from Rarotonga, Cook Islands
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You might be the only audience I know who might appreciate this 787 taking off from Rarotonga, Cook Islands
Please excuse this level of skin on main but I'd rather be back in the islands today
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Please excuse this level of skin on main but I'd rather be back in the islands today
Now how on Earth is anyone expected to get up under these conditions?
March 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now how on Earth is anyone expected to get up under these conditions?
I just want my shoulders to be bigger than my saddlebags, is that too much to ask?
November 25, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I just want my shoulders to be bigger than my saddlebags, is that too much to ask?
90 per cent sure I'm the only person in this gym listening to Steps right now
May 24, 2024 at 12:10 AM
90 per cent sure I'm the only person in this gym listening to Steps right now
Have you ever wanted to take a hit out on yourself?
May 10, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Have you ever wanted to take a hit out on yourself?
My tomatoes are taking a beating out there (yes I know they're too close together)
January 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM
My tomatoes are taking a beating out there (yes I know they're too close together)
Tell me I'm pretty and am doing the right thing
January 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Tell me I'm pretty and am doing the right thing
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
January 6, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships
*90s house music blaring*
January 2, 2024 at 9:48 PM
*90s house music blaring*
It appears I will be operating largely without the use of my right arm today
October 5, 2023 at 7:28 PM
It appears I will be operating largely without the use of my right arm today
The fact that the first word that comes up for me is the active ingredient in Zovirax feels like such a read
October 5, 2023 at 8:10 AM
The fact that the first word that comes up for me is the active ingredient in Zovirax feels like such a read
How big are you:
1.75m / 5'9"
84kg / 185lb
1.75m / 5'9"
84kg / 185lb
October 3, 2023 at 11:49 PM
How big are you:
1.75m / 5'9"
84kg / 185lb
1.75m / 5'9"
84kg / 185lb
Boy do i instagram.com/stillhenley?...
September 27, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Boy do i instagram.com/stillhenley?...
Well, she's not on Bluesky so I'll have to make a point of sending her a message, but my friend Belinda is someone I'm grateful to for being in my life. She's been there for me at some of my absolute lowest moments and always encouraged me to be no one but myself
September 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Well, she's not on Bluesky so I'll have to make a point of sending her a message, but my friend Belinda is someone I'm grateful to for being in my life. She's been there for me at some of my absolute lowest moments and always encouraged me to be no one but myself
I am at my best when I don't even know I'm flirting
September 26, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I am at my best when I don't even know I'm flirting